Madonna Knocks, Beyonce, Kardashian, Michigan
The number seven thing you (maybe) don’t know about Madonna? She is not a member of the Beyhive:
7. The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I’m too shocking to be there. I’m serious. If I was a little bit more demure…or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I’d score an invitation.
She also does not care for the state of Michigan, where she was born:
6. I miss absolutely nothing about growing up in Michigan. Nothing at all.
She does not see the utility of fur bikinis, or, it would follow, Kim Kardashian:
8. The one thing I’d never be caught dead wearing is a fur bikini.