March 24, 2015 9:00 am -

[su_right_ad]In US Weekly‘s 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me, Madonna lets it rip.

The number seven thing you (maybe) don’t know about Madonna? She is not a member of the Beyhive:

7. The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I’m too shocking to be there. I’m serious. If I was a little bit more demure…or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I’d score an invitation.

She also does not care for the state of Michigan, where she was born:

6. I miss absolutely nothing about growing up in Michigan. Nothing at all.

She does not see the utility of fur bikinis, or, it would follow, Kim Kardashian:

8. The one thing I’d never be caught dead wearing is a fur bikini.


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

5 responses to Madonna Knocks, Beyonce, Kardashian, Michigan

  1. fahvel March 24th, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    a truly fine woman and exceptional artiste.

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    • bpollen March 24th, 2015 at 10:46 pm

      I woulda quoted Tom Waits to describe her: a spent piece of used jet trash.

      It would be kinda boring if we all liked all the same things, though, woulnd’t it…

      • fahvel March 25th, 2015 at 5:11 am

        wow, Tom and I go way back – he likes hers her – sits in his sonoma county house and just listens to her for inspiration.

        • bpollen March 25th, 2015 at 5:27 am

          I liked her at the very beginning, but she totally lost me real soon. And, lest it not be clear, I’m not slamming your taste. I don’t agree, but will certainly admit I have some rather strange tastes in music