March 26, 2015 7:00 am -

[su_right_ad]A wrong food order deserves a bullet, believes Shaneka Monique Torres, who will spend the next couple of years on jail.

Torres had ordered a bacon cheeseburger at the Grand Rapids, Michigan, location whe

n an employee handed over the incorrect order: a bacon cheeseburger with no bacon. When she complained, the McDonald’s management offered her a free burger at her next visit. However, the second burger was also served without bacon.

In response, Torres took to shooting the fast food location. According to drive-through cashier Essence Lake, Torres shattered the glass drive-through window with a bullet just as she went to retrieve the correct order. At first, Lake believed that the popping noise from the gun was the coffee pot overheating and exploding.

Had Lake been standing behind the window, the bullet would have struck her in the forehead.

After denying she was responsible for the shooting, Torres finally admitted to commiting the crime.[su_center_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

13 responses to Woman Shoots At McDonald’s Window After Wrong Order

  1. Larry Schmitt March 26th, 2015 at 7:15 am

    One more everyday situation that’s made better with a gun. The NRA is getting its wish. That woman should be disqualified from ever owning a gun again.

    • Roctuna March 26th, 2015 at 8:11 am

      As you note, the responsible gun owners never seem to think about where that bullet of protest is going, they’re just interested in the impulse for revenge or justice or whatever.

      • Steve March 26th, 2015 at 5:42 pm

        She is by definition NOT a responsible gun owner. The article does not say she was a licensed carrier.
        Carrying is for defense, not offense.

  2. Jake March 26th, 2015 at 8:02 am

    America is dying.

    • fahvel March 26th, 2015 at 2:21 pm

      it’s a sad concept but becoming more and more true by the day.

  3. Suzanne McFly March 26th, 2015 at 8:18 am

    Bet they don’t have that burger in lock up, what will she do then? She definitely needs to work out her anger issues and I hope her permit has been revoked.

  4. FatRat March 26th, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    A smart defense lawyer would claim “The Have It Your Way” defense and hope they don’t realize that is for Burger King. If that doesn’t pan out, blame the Hamburglar.

  5. fahvel March 26th, 2015 at 2:20 pm

    is it any worse than what mcdoo does the the american public?

  6. Ricky C. March 27th, 2015 at 6:52 am

    Probably votes Democrat every time.

    • OldLefty March 27th, 2015 at 7:15 am

      I thought that because of the reliance on guns, she must vote Republic every time.

      Must be because she is black, huh?

      • Ricky C. March 27th, 2015 at 11:59 am

        Bring up race when you have no valid defense. Good job!

        • OldLefty March 27th, 2015 at 12:22 pm

          Thou dost project too much, Methinks.

          That is what I am accusing YOU of since the only thing this woman that does not fit with the conservative stereotype is that she is black, egro, that is the only explanation for YOUR claim that she “votes Democrat”, whatever votes “Democrat” means. (a new party??)… I never heard of someone voting “Democrat”. Voting Democratic, but not ” “Democrat”. Again, is that a new party??

  7. Warman1138 March 27th, 2015 at 12:30 pm

    Guns, burgers and a drive up window………only in America.