April 1, 2015 11:00 am -


Conservatives are losing their sh*t again after a unsourced post by QPolitical was published, which apparently was taken straight from a piece by Andy Borowitz, the political satirist. Conservatives are pissed, y’all. They’re also racists. One commenter writes, “Everything this filthy negro does has done is Madness!!” [sic] QPolitical claimed in their post that President Obama‚Ķ


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17 responses to Conservatives Take Borowitz Satire Seriously; Go Crazy

  1. jybarz April 1st, 2015 at 11:18 am

    There you go, Alan. President Obama has more hate messages from stupid people than you. And they all can’t take a joke… seriously crazy people.

  2. anothertoothpick April 1st, 2015 at 11:24 am

    Conservatives have no sense of humor.

    They couldn’t figure out that Colbert was pissing all over them for over 4 years.

  3. Mo Fei Chen April 1st, 2015 at 11:41 am

    But remember, they don’t hate Obama cuz he’s black… *eye roll*

    • wpadon April 1st, 2015 at 1:16 pm

      If I had to make a guess, I would say that only 40% of their hatred is race based. Most of their dislike of President Obama is the fact that he is a Democrat. Race is the “icing” on the cake.

      • Larry Schmitt April 1st, 2015 at 1:50 pm

        Being a democrat is one thing, being black is worse, but a black democrat? Jackpot!

  4. ExPFCWintergreen April 1st, 2015 at 11:50 am

    There’s more “here” here than one might wish: this is a plus-perfect example of how dangerously credulous Right-wingers are — and I mean “dangerously.” These are very, very, very stupid people.

    • fahvel April 1st, 2015 at 12:37 pm

      you omitted about 1000 verys

  5. Carla Akins April 1st, 2015 at 11:52 am

    They hate him SO much, and they want it to be true SO badly.

    • fahvel April 1st, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      such a sad sad thing that you have to live with. To share a country with such perverse and cowardly things must make some mornings hard to face. Our sympathies.

  6. tracey marie April 1st, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    Irony…calling the President a hateful monkey

    • Larry Schmitt April 1st, 2015 at 1:51 pm

      But remember, calling him a monkey isn’t racial.

  7. Shades April 1st, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    This is why there are no (good) conservative comedians. They were born w/o a clue.

  8. arc99 April 1st, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    Not all conservatives are low information idiots.

    But all low information idiots are conservatives.

    Disagree with me to your heart’s content if you are so inclined. You are entitled to your opinion. My opinion is that when people are so clueless that they take an internet satire piece as news, they are idiots. It really is just that simple.

    And no, both sides do not do it.

  9. Roctuna April 1st, 2015 at 8:53 pm

    Keith Schrader’s post is hilarious “The Mariners need to march on 1600, proclaim marshall (not martial!) law and drag is sorry ass off to Gitmo” First, I don’t think the Seattle baseball team has that authority and second, why would they want to?

    • Mike April 2nd, 2015 at 9:30 am

      Maybe they get a first round draft pick or something, he might not be kidding.

      • Roctuna April 2nd, 2015 at 6:15 pm

        Maybe you’re right. I’ll have to look into the politics of their owner.

  10. frambley1 April 2nd, 2015 at 12:20 am

    This whole thing including the comments has to be an April Fool’s Joke, right?