April 2, 2015 10:30 am -


Matthew Hagee, son of fire and brimstone pastor John Hagee, continues dire warnings via his “Hagee Hotline”. If gays get married, that means people can’t reproduce, and civilization will end. Of course, for this to happen we’d have to all be gay and not reproduce. But enough with reason.

Apparently convinced that this is a compelling and intelligent argument, Hagee repeated it on yesterday’s program, declaring that it is an “economical fact” that America needs more people and so allowing gay marriage will inevitably lead to the total collapse of society.

“It is impossible for same-sex marriage to do what biblical marriage does: create children,” Hagee said. “Without the procreation of children, the American society economically, will fail; culturally, will fail. It is not a matter of right or privilege, it’s a matter of survival.”



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

11 responses to Hagee: Stopping Gay Marriage ‘A Matter Of Survival’

  1. anothertoothpick April 2nd, 2015 at 10:36 am

    After all, if you are not better than a gay, who are you better than?

    • Larry Schmitt April 2nd, 2015 at 5:10 pm

      This dufus, for one.

  2. jasperjava April 2nd, 2015 at 11:06 am

    Right-wingers: ugly, stupid, and ignorant.
    That is all.

  3. fahvel April 2nd, 2015 at 11:06 am

    one more supporter fro the end of mankind devouring the planet earth – good call from a diseased mind – er, not mine.

  4. Jeffrey Samuels April 2nd, 2015 at 11:13 am

    well we certainly don’t have enough people on the planet yet. We actually still have a few resources left and a few species that aren’t going extinct. We need to encourage MORE reproduction to solve these problems /snark

  5. Suzanne McFly April 2nd, 2015 at 11:42 am

    Yeah because if gays marry, we all become gay. He gives idiots a bad name.

  6. Apocalypse April 2nd, 2015 at 2:24 pm

    People are having fewer children because they can’t afford it…reduce income inequality.
    If they want more Americans they should reform immigration.

    • Larry Schmitt April 2nd, 2015 at 5:12 pm

      And because they don’t want to leave kids to inherit a planet that’s becoming a cesspool. A hot cesspool.

  7. Larry Schmitt April 2nd, 2015 at 5:10 pm

    We should introduce this maroon to Alan Keyes. Maybe they’ll get married and settle down together.

  8. Larry Schmitt April 2nd, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    Maybe hell is real only for people like this.

  9. ValianThor April 2nd, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    Ease up on the Hagee dynasty; accept it as a familial model for our obedient and grateful children to emulate. Besides, if gays did reproduce, imagine a country of above-average, tasteful, and intelligent people here. Is that what you want?