April 3, 2015 4:00 pm -


Jesus hated little kids and carried a Glock so this makes total sense. You know how He was. A Tennessee lawmaker who championed a guns in parks bill just in time for the NRA Convention to come to town is now saying that negligent shootings are just like bicycle accidents. Here on FON we never consider…


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24 responses to Republican Tennessee Legislator: Child Shootings Are ‘Acts Of God’

  1. bpollen April 3rd, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    His God really sucks. Bet the hypocrite doesn’t have a problem with preventing his own death – bet he goes to the doctor, takes his medicine, etc. But trying to prevent the death of children is pointless because Gaaawwwwd, Davy, decided make the little children suffer.

    • Tazru333 April 3rd, 2015 at 6:19 pm

      His god, Yahweh is the jealous, spoiled brat child of El and Asherah, I hope they come back soon to spank his butt!

      • bpollen April 3rd, 2015 at 8:29 pm

        So he’s the red-headed stepchild?

        Makes sense. As much as metaphysics ever does…

        • Tazru333 April 3rd, 2015 at 8:39 pm

          I gets worse, they demoted his siblings to “angels”.

          • bpollen April 3rd, 2015 at 8:42 pm

            Yahweh, Elway, and Safeway?

      • epazote April 4th, 2015 at 5:47 pm

        Ilda Baoth,the son of chaos. Creates man, punishes him for transgressions. His abode in the planet Saturn ( “time keeper”/reaper). Transformed into the devil.

        • Tazru333 April 4th, 2015 at 10:04 pm

          The only reference I see for “Ilda Baoth” is from Blavatsky who I do not trust as a scholar because she made a lot of stuff up. I am referring to the Sumerian family of deities(fictional characters), the Romans ruined a good Comic Book.

          • epazote April 5th, 2015 at 12:05 pm

            Regardless of it’s source, I like the Ilda Boath tale 😉

    • rg9rts April 4th, 2015 at 1:49 am

      Wait till he meets Her

  2. Suzanne McFly April 3rd, 2015 at 4:27 pm

    Okay jack wad, you can “believe” that all you want and I choose to believe republicans are acts of Satan.

  3. Tazru333 April 3rd, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    That picture on the right needs a caption….it looks like he’s effing a chicken!

    • FatRat April 3rd, 2015 at 4:43 pm

      Looks like a NRA weeble wobble.

  4. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker April 3rd, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    Southern hillbilly legislators cater to fear, propaganda and our out of control American gun culture which ignores the resulting violence in our society. They know they’re getting votes from ignorant rednecks who have no idea how idiotic our nation looks to the world.
    A total of 111 people were killed by police in the United States in March of 2015.
    Since 1900, in the entire United Kingdom, 52 people have been killed by police.

    • whatthe46 April 3rd, 2015 at 5:26 pm


    • Larry Schmitt April 3rd, 2015 at 5:31 pm

      That’s what happens when every single cop in the US carries at least one gun, and cops in the UK (except Northern Ireland) do not, except in unusual circumstances.

  5. FatRat April 3rd, 2015 at 4:40 pm

    Velocipedes are immoral and evil, don’t even get me started on the Penny farthing, a contraption devised by Lucifer himself.

    Hey Joe – Hendrix

    • rg9rts April 4th, 2015 at 1:48 am

      It’s the seat that has the appeal

  6. Maxx44 April 3rd, 2015 at 4:41 pm

    Is that a poop pouch on his skirt?

  7. Larry Schmitt April 3rd, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    George Carlin had a line about this. After a child was killed in a car accident, and someone said it’s god’s will, he said, “We’d better get this guy god, that’s fourth kid he’s killed this week.
    “God’s will” is a cop out, used by lazy people who don’t want to make the effort to improve things. That’s what the church taught in the Middle Ages (when there was only one church) because they didn’t know any better. There was no science, they had not way of explaining things. We know better now, there’s no excuse for being lazy anymore.

  8. Larry Schmitt April 3rd, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    A thought just occurred to me: Would he still feel this way if his kid was the one shot and killed? When trying to find out if he has any kids (he’s not important enough for Wikipedia to include that info) I found out he’s one of the idiots who joined the lawsuit against the president, claiming he wasn’t a citizen, and ineligible to be president. That alone should disqualify him from holding any public office, on account of excessive stupidity.

  9. Bunya April 3rd, 2015 at 7:11 pm

    Interesting theory. Can anybody claim “God’s will” as a defense? A child finds his parent’s loaded gun and accidentally shoots his friend. Can his parent get off with the “God’s will” plea? Why is Scott Roeder sitting in jail? Can’t he claim his “religious freedoms” have been violated? After all, he said he was “doing God’s work” by killing the good doctor. Something to ponder.

  10. rg9rts April 4th, 2015 at 1:46 am

    So if someone blows his brains out ..its an act of god?

  11. Kevin Murphy April 5th, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    Bicycles are restricted in parks and cars are also restricted. For some ungodly reason this idiot believes everything is OK when it comes to guns. He is the definition of an Ammosexual: someone who believes guns are more important than human life.

    And will the NRA stop w/ the stupid idea of equating guns & cars. Cars have been made progressively safer w/ seat belts, air bags, and strict requirements prior to allowing them on the road. But guns have only been made deadlier with the only safe measure being a safety button. Automobile deaths have been steadily decreasing while gun deaths have been rising.

    It is also interesting that Ammosexuals would not give up their guns even if it would guaranteed that there would be no more mass murders of children.