April 5, 2015 2:30 pm -


Ted Nugent, in addition to his delightful habits of disrespecting a U.S. President, boasting about sexual exploits with prepubescent girls, defecating in his pants to avoid the draft and threatening the lives of poor refugees, has a problem with anyone criticizing him. He’s especially put off when someone simply transcribes his very own hateful words. Mr.…


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

20 responses to Nugent Accuses ‘Dishonest Subhuman Mongrels’ For Misquoting Him

  1. anothertoothpick April 4th, 2015 at 10:19 am

    I’d rather hang out with this guy…

    • allison1050 April 4th, 2015 at 11:01 am

      Any day.

      • anothertoothpick April 4th, 2015 at 11:28 am

        Tomorrow night allison?

  2. William April 4th, 2015 at 10:27 am

    Sorry Theodore, but nobody is misquoting you. You can deny all you want. Interestingly enough, reprints copies of the magazine wherein you bragged about your cowardice is still available.
    Consider yourself tread upon. You can’t, won’t and will never eat, or spit out anyone. You are a coward plain and simple. You are just a tired old has- been who still attempts to lay a smoke screen down to cover your shame and dishonor.

  3. bluejayray April 4th, 2015 at 10:48 am

    Sub-human mongrel says what?

  4. Shades April 4th, 2015 at 11:57 am

    Well, he DOES spit out toxic waste.

  5. Lolivas April 4th, 2015 at 1:52 pm

    Ted Nugent WAS a rock star a LONG TIME ago. I was too young to tune in to his insanity ’cause I was just interested in his music which at the time was cool. Now I think he’s a lunatic clown who can’t shut the hell up and his base adores him. He is such a toxic, arrogant buffoon of a man and he thinks because he kills animals with his trusty bow and arrow that he’s actually a bad ass. His base actually thinks he’s a bad ass. I get so tired of hearing the tired old rhetoric he spews from his pie hole mixed in with his uber offensive over the top “C” words he uses misogynistically toward women. Go away Ted and you’re a washed up musician who hasn’t cut an original tune in 35 years.

    • ChrisVosburg April 4th, 2015 at 6:45 pm

      As I pointed out elsewhere, Ted’s political extremism appears to date from the events of 9/11/2001, meaning that in his case the terrorism practiced by Al Qaeda succeeded admirably– it turned him into a gibbering idiot.

      • Larry Schmitt April 5th, 2015 at 2:34 pm

        Pretty sure he was an idiot already.

        • alpacadaddy April 6th, 2015 at 12:01 pm

          Yup… another firm grasp of the obvious!

  6. FatRat April 4th, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    Better to accuse his enemies of plagiarism than misquoting.

  7. Dwendt44 April 4th, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    You got a tape of his saying stupid stuff and he still claims he was misquoted.

    • Larry Schmitt April 5th, 2015 at 2:36 pm

      Yes, because misquoting means to use someone’s actual words. Reminds me of when Charles Barkley claims he was misquoted in his own autobiography. Of course, in Charles’ defense, he didn’t actually write it.

  8. ChrisVosburg April 4th, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    The Nuge whines: yep there u go, the lying left literally misrepresenting EVERYTHING I say. adorable. ThankU Lord for creating dishonest subhuman mongrels as my haters/enemies.

    And thank you, Lord, for giving us the wherewithal to invent audio-visual recording technology with which to create permanent and incontrovertible records of every dumbass thing that comes spewing out of that incontinent word salad shooter of his.

  9. jybarz April 4th, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    Please go to hell. You’re late. Vile, disgusting man.

  10. fancypants April 4th, 2015 at 11:55 pm

    its not the mis quotes that should worry you
    its when you often agree with ted. that’s when you should seek help

  11. Warman1138 April 5th, 2015 at 5:46 am

    Sometimes a person will make loud, obnoxious and despicable noises to detract from the attention their own past failings in decency may garner.

  12. nola878 April 5th, 2015 at 3:03 pm

    Typical bully boy…can dish it but can’t take it.

  13. frambley1 April 6th, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    Facts and logic do not have a political slant. Why do crazy and hateful?

  14. steve1red April 12th, 2015 at 6:41 am

    I doubt Ted Nugent is pure white. He looks like at least a mix of white and Native American. He might even have black African blood. Tons of “white” Americans are mixed but still call themselves white.
    The Tea Party and conservative movement are full of mixed-breeds calling themselves “white.”