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April 5, 2015 10:00 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

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by Liz Lee

In a blatant attempt to brainwash children, someone came up with the great idea to create the Ted Cruz to the Future Coloring Book. When I realized it existed, I bought it. Curiosity can be a money waster, I suppose. For $9 (shipping included), I got a book of nauseating “fact-driven” views about a man who is a “…modern ‘superhero’ to many and looked upon in adoration and abomination by some.

Abomination isn’t the word for it.

So with markers in hand, I colored a few pages of the coloring book. I made some changes, however. With the wonders of image-editing software, I was able to add some touches to a few of the images that I felt were appropriate.

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35 responses to Ted Cruz Using Coloring Books To Brainwash Your Children!

  1. mea_mark April 5th, 2015 at 10:04 am

    It also influences some adults, Sarah Palin is a good example.

    • Larry Schmitt April 5th, 2015 at 11:22 am

      I doubt she could figure out how a coloring book works.

      • granpa.usthai April 5th, 2015 at 12:37 pm

        she can so color!

        it’s just staying inside the lines that’s so hard.

  2. William April 5th, 2015 at 10:20 am

    …and the Sarah Palin clown torch is passed.

    • StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 10:55 am

      That deserves a Fist Bump~!

    • StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 11:01 am

      Now you did it..
      Ya got my synapses firing on all 8 cylinders…
      DEVO-lution ya say?..
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc

      • granpa.usthai April 5th, 2015 at 12:36 pm

        devolution is just a theory

        the only proof it’s possible is

        the entire GOP.

        • StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 1:59 pm

          What more proof do we need~!

    • Larry Schmitt April 5th, 2015 at 11:23 am

      The republicans have certainly come a long way, haven’t they? From Abe and Teddy to the current festering cesspool that is the Tea Party.

      • granpa.usthai April 5th, 2015 at 12:34 pm

        one small step for man
        one gigantic fall for mankind.

    • jybarz April 5th, 2015 at 11:34 am

      Excellent!

    • granpa.usthai April 5th, 2015 at 12:32 pm

      I knew there was a direct link between Alaska and Canada
      -just couldn’t quite catch it til now

      THANKS for the enlightenment.

  3. nola878 April 5th, 2015 at 10:41 am

    Maybe it’s just me on this Easter morning, but I think Ted’s a strange looking man even with out coloring books.

    Happy Easter to All!

    • StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 11:31 am

      It’s cause he is from Canada..;)

      • William April 5th, 2015 at 11:41 am

        That’s true he is.

        • StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 11:52 am

          High Five!!

        • granpa.usthai April 5th, 2015 at 12:29 pm

          booooorn…
          near the USA
          oh yea
          I wuz
          born near the USA

          kinda catchy there

          might even make a hit record

          if there’s no copyright infringement?

          • StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 12:46 pm

            ..!!

    • William April 5th, 2015 at 12:25 pm

      “Ted’s a strange looking man even with out coloring books.”

      • StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 2:13 pm

        Grampa Munster~!

    • granpa.usthai April 5th, 2015 at 12:53 pm

      happy bunny day to you too.

      in all fairness to the Canadian who’s mother is rumored to be from the USA
      his father being a devout supporter of Fidel taking over Kuba
      and being rumored to being born near the USA
      while representing Texas as a US Senator

      he’s no stranger looking than an alien from up there, or a PT governor of Alaska
      I don’t think.

  4. StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 10:53 am

    Tom Tomorrow does a much better job…
    http://images.dailykos.com/images/135935/large/TMW2015-04-01color.png?1427477769
    I apologize cause I posted this the other day..

    • Hirightnow April 5th, 2015 at 12:15 pm

      Tom Tomorrow can always be reposted.

      • StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 12:45 pm

        Right on~!

  5. rg9rts April 5th, 2015 at 10:54 am

    He stole them from the George II library…

    • William April 5th, 2015 at 11:39 am

      I’ve seen that place.

      • Larry Schmitt April 5th, 2015 at 11:54 am

        Classy.

  6. StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 11:29 am

    Liz lee.
    Cool art work~!
    You did that with color markers?
    Some of it almost looks like water colors and a brush..
    Thanks for the images and the link~!

  7. jybarz April 5th, 2015 at 11:55 am

    TEDious’ red lips remind of “you put lipstick on a pig, at the end of the day, it’s still a pig.”

    • granpa.usthai April 5th, 2015 at 12:26 pm

      lovely lipstick.

      it’s sooooooooo cruzish.

    • StoneyCurtisll April 5th, 2015 at 12:42 pm

      Lip stick on a pig?..

      Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain’s Base

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iqktCdX0hs

  8. labman57 April 5th, 2015 at 12:46 pm

    This publication will certainly be a worthy, reading-level appropriate contribution to the personal libraries of Teddy’s tea party followers … but where is the book designed for children?

  9. William April 5th, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    ****

    • Larry Schmitt April 5th, 2015 at 12:53 pm

      His favorite crayon? White.

  10. fancypants April 5th, 2015 at 3:20 pm

    don’t blame ted
    He’s counting on your short memory