April 6, 2015 7:00 am -


Jesus understands because He carried a Glock. Open Carry Jesus On the eve of the holiest of days, a Pennsylvania gun owner accidentally went all Second Amendment on his church. The totally responsible dude’s gun discharged in his pocket at Easter vigil Mass at the Cathedral of the Blessed Sacrament on Saturday evening. The Altoona Mirror…


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15 responses to Gun Goes Off During Easter Mass

  1. Larry Schmitt April 6th, 2015 at 7:26 am

    So the second amendment may have led to violations of the second commandment.

  2. Anomaly 100 April 6th, 2015 at 8:13 am

    Here’s his friend sneaking the gun out of the church.

  3. Budda April 6th, 2015 at 9:39 am

    Why would you need a gun in church?

    • AmusedAmused April 6th, 2015 at 10:53 am

      In case it gets attacked by Al Queda?

    • fahvel April 6th, 2015 at 11:13 am

      because the real god hates schmucks like the shooter.

    • Dwendt44 April 6th, 2015 at 1:51 pm

      He didn’t trust the priest.

    • Obewon April 6th, 2015 at 8:30 pm

      Exactly! They don’t believe ‘off to the pearly gates’ is a good thing!

  4. jybarz April 6th, 2015 at 9:42 am

    Idiot gun-nut.
    Fortunately for him he’s not seriously hurt.
    Unfortunately for everyone there are thousands, if not millions, of his kind are around who very likely will kill or injure people around them due to their stupidity, carelessness and irresponsibility.
    I think he should be charged, so other gun-nuts take notice the serious repercussions of their stupidity, carelessness and irresponsibility.
    2nd Amendment is BS!

  5. AmusedAmused April 6th, 2015 at 10:53 am

    There is an incomparable scene in one of Babel’s stories about the Jewish mob in Odessa in the early 1900’s. A cantor in a synagogue, without interrupting his chanting, takes a gun from under his tallis and starts firing at a rat. He’s immediately scolded for poor manners.

    • fahvel April 6th, 2015 at 11:13 am

      wow -how mny people who visit this site even know of Isaac Babel?? Good for you.

      • AmusedAmused April 6th, 2015 at 1:45 pm

        Thanks, it’s nice to see someone for whom the name Isaac Babel rings a bell.

  6. fahvel April 6th, 2015 at 11:12 am

    scum – that’s all, just plain scum with a gun – sadest thing is that he didn’t blow his balls off.

  7. wpadon April 6th, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    I remember when it was safe to go to a Church of Easter Sunday.

  8. Bunya April 6th, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    LOL! I guess that shot was just a friendly reminder that republican Jesus approves of our second amendment right.

    • Pilotshark April 6th, 2015 at 2:14 pm

      well you can never tell just when liberal Jesus will show up and spoil all the fun.