April 6, 2015 8:00 pm -

The military regards Texas, Utah, and parts of Southern California hostile territory.  Military training exercises are set to take place this summer in those regions and, to conspiracy theorists, this means martial law.


Obama’s Third Term Begins Near My Home

I live down the road a piece from Victoria, Texas. I have lots of friends in Victoria, including the one who sent me this warning from the front page of her local newspaper, The Victoria Advocate. It is stunning news. The fears swirl around the release of an unclassified document that outlines a realistic military training…


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

14 responses to Latest Right-Wing Paranoia: Operation Jade Helm

  1. bluejayray April 6th, 2015 at 8:02 pm

    I hear banjos…

    • Larry Schmitt April 6th, 2015 at 8:04 pm

      And they’re playing Dixie.

      • bluejayray April 6th, 2015 at 8:16 pm

        I’m so glad I don’t live there.

  2. Suzanne McFly April 6th, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    That is funny, Texas thinks we are going to keep them as part of our country during King Obama’s third term. They better start buddying up to Mexico cause we are done bailing them out, and Florida is going with them.

    • rg9rts April 7th, 2015 at 7:30 am

      Oklahoma too

    • Roctuna April 7th, 2015 at 7:44 am

      Let me out before you shut the gates!

      • Suzanne McFly April 7th, 2015 at 4:28 pm

        Don’t worry, you still have time 🙂

  3. Obewon April 6th, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    California’s southern desert red area includes the 29 palms military Artillery range!,-116.7325755,8z

  4. William April 6th, 2015 at 10:36 pm

    “Texas has been talking for the last couple years of seceding from the nation,” said Tiffany Goehring, 35, of DeWitt County. “And now we have this military operation that’s about to happen, and we are considered hostile.”
    ……Um no sweetie.
    You’re actually considered stupid.

  5. arc99 April 6th, 2015 at 11:05 pm

    Ever notice how far right wingers like John Tarter and Red Eye Robot call liberals “low information” voters.

    But when you look at actual events, you see who the real low information voters are.

    It is scary that these people are entitled to vote. For what it’s worth, the main reason I own firearms is not to protect myself against government or common criminals. It is to defend myself against the gun-toting lunatics who believe nonsense like this.

  6. jybarz April 6th, 2015 at 11:31 pm

    So what else can be done with these uncontrollably crazy people… military control of course.
    So watch it, crazy rednecks.

    Be afraid.

    • rg9rts April 7th, 2015 at 7:29 am


  7. rg9rts April 7th, 2015 at 7:28 am

    I guess that even the gopee figured that Texas was full of loons or dangerous…why else would the pols have had so many military bases put into Texas…or was that pork from DC????

  8. ExPFCWintergreen April 7th, 2015 at 5:37 pm

    I love how these guys take the ordinary and turn it into the extra-ordinary simply because they’ve never noticed it before. It’s like suddenly realizing it’s daytime out and declaring you’ve discovered sunlight. Why, way back in 1952, a group of insurgents, aided and abetted by agitators from the Circle Trigonist Army, took over Lampasas County, Texas, and declared it independent. That’s a Circle Trigonist there in the photo below. It was only by virtue of a massive US Army airborne operation and a combined-arms intervention by infantry and armor in Operation Long Horn that the good Texianians were able to be brought back into the embrace of the US of A. (In other words, there’s nothing here that hasn’t happened before — all that’s different is that in the past there wasn’t Alex Jones. God, they had it nice, back in the past….)