April 10, 2015 5:00 pm -


Ted Cruz is working Iowa hand playing to the far, far right.

Cruz, speaking at a panel moderated by conservative talk show host Steve Deace, who regularly castigates the “Rainbow Jihad,” told the crowd of homeschooling activists that they should fear “the jihad that is being waged right now in Indiana and Arkansas, going after people of faith who respect the biblical teaching that marriage is the union of one man and one woman.”

By condemning this gay “jihad,” Cruz said, he could “bring people together” to defend religious freedom.

Other likely candidates present at the forum included Gov. Bobby Jindal and past Iowa caucus victors former Gov. Mike Huckabee and former Sen. Rick Santorum.

And none of these people will be the nominee.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

29 responses to Ted Cruz: Gay ‘Jihad’ Against Religious People

  1. labman57 April 10th, 2015 at 5:02 pm

    Glad to see that Teddy has decided to become more rational and tone down his usual inflammatory rhetoric.

  2. FatRat April 10th, 2015 at 5:18 pm

    “Rainbow Jihad”, I think that is thinly veiled threat aimed towards Kermit the Frog.

    F*** Cruz and all his ilk!

    Kermit the Frog – Rainbow Connection

  3. raypc800 April 10th, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    Cruz has got to put on a show for his base full of haters, bigots and racists. Anything to get the attention ya know and their vote.

  4. Larry Schmitt April 10th, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    Eh, what does the bible know? It can’t even count: “All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be regarded as unclean by you.”

    • Kick Frenzy April 10th, 2015 at 7:26 pm

      Sorry to say it, but there are four legged insects.
      For instance, butterflies.

      But I’m guessing for grasshoppers, locusts, and so on that the front two legs may be considered to be arms in that instance.
      At least, that’s the only thing that makes sense to me.

      • Larry Schmitt April 10th, 2015 at 7:34 pm

        Insects have six legs, including butterflies. Doesn’t matter what you call them.

        • Kick Frenzy April 10th, 2015 at 7:54 pm

          Looks like I may have been wrong then.
          I just looked at pics of butterflies and only saw 4, even though I always thought they had 6 I went with what I saw.
          Thanks for the link!

  5. Suzanne McFly April 10th, 2015 at 7:59 pm

    Can we send him to Iraq so he can see first hand what a Jihad actually looks like?

    • Larry Schmitt April 10th, 2015 at 8:26 pm

      No, he wants to send your kids.

      • Suzanne McFly April 10th, 2015 at 8:39 pm

        My kids have four paws and could not sign up, but they would be adorable in a uniform. I am still happy that no one has to send their babies to war President Cruz started, because that POS will never be elected.

        • Larry Schmitt April 10th, 2015 at 8:44 pm

          If you have nephews or nieces, or friends with kids, he wants to send them. And if he could figure a way to send your pets, he’d do that too. Anything but going himself or sending his kids. That’s what hawks do.

          • Suzanne McFly April 11th, 2015 at 9:37 am

            I know what these chicken hawks do and that is another major reason I am a proud Democrat.

    • burqa April 10th, 2015 at 8:48 pm

      If that can be managed, and he takes a gun, I’ll volunteer to sneak in and swap out his ammo for blanks…

  6. tracey marie April 10th, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    Home schooled inbreds listening to a canadian asshole

    • rg9rts April 11th, 2015 at 10:20 am

      Just under the wire

  7. burqa April 10th, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    Cruz is obviously serious about winning the GOP nomination in 2016, and for this bit of idiocy has vaulted back into the top 20 in the Right Wing Dunce Contest. One must win the RWDC to get the nomination, and Cruz is going to have to be far more styupid to win, but I think he’s got a good shot at pulling it off!

    Let’s go to the Right Wing Dunce Contest leaderboard for an update!:

    1) Michele Bachmann
    2) Mitt Romney
    3) Nyewt Gingrich
    4) greasy-haired Rand Paul
    5) Steven King

    6) Sarah Palin
    7) Rick Santorum
    8) Donald Trump
    9) Peter King
    10) Rooty Giuliani

    11) Herm Cain
    12) Christine O’ Donnell
    13) Louis Gohmert
    14) Paul Ryan
    15) Joe (not the musician) Walsh

    16) Ben Carson
    17) Ted Cruz
    18) Eric Cantor
    19) Tim Pawlenty
    20) Allen West

  8. Warman1138 April 11th, 2015 at 5:23 am

    Cruz should count himself lucky there isn’t a jihad against evil, lying sacks of s#$%.

    • rg9rts April 11th, 2015 at 10:21 am

      From Canada

  9. fancypants April 11th, 2015 at 5:42 am

    To the 2016 election moderators,
    Please ask ted exactly what “Rainbow Jihad,” means ? and elaborate on its definition.

    Thank you

    • FatRat April 11th, 2015 at 1:11 pm

      I want to hear his detailed elaboration, it will be surreal and wonderful experience to behold.

      • fancypants April 11th, 2015 at 5:55 pm

        agreed.. it’s like dropping a baby grand piano off the top of a building. You wont believe your ears.

  10. William April 11th, 2015 at 9:03 am

    Good job Ted.

  11. rg9rts April 11th, 2015 at 10:19 am

    Not just gays in the Jihad

  12. fahvel April 11th, 2015 at 12:47 pm

    this piece of drek is nothing but a f’n waste of space.

  13. StoneyCurtisll April 11th, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    The only people I know of that are doing the jihad thing are extremely conservative religious zealots.

    • Jeb == Mexican Impregnator April 11th, 2015 at 10:29 pm

      The GOP Taliban

  14. StoneyCurtisll April 11th, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    how fitting

  15. pinballsdoll April 11th, 2015 at 2:51 pm

    How not to get elected president

  16. 24news May 1st, 2015 at 8:26 pm