April 13, 2015 7:00 am -


“I wouldn’t have married her if I’d known she had deformed nipples,” said the husband.

The couple married in 1972, however the man told a court in Canberra that he did not see his wife’s breasts until 1974, when he realised her physical disfigurement.

While he said he was unhappy in his marriage, he went on to have three children with the woman and they stayed married for nearly forty years.

The man told the court he only stayed with his wife because she was pregnant and said their marriage was as good as over when he realised she had deceived him.

He claimed his wife avoided sex due to her disfigurement and used many excuses not to get close to him.

‘I did not see her breasts, until late 1974 [when] I discovered [she] had a physical disfigurement,’ the man said in a statement.

‘If I had seen them before I would not have married her.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

13 responses to Man Blames Wife’s Breasts For Divorce

  1. allison1050 April 13th, 2015 at 8:06 am


    • Anomaly 100 April 13th, 2015 at 8:28 am

      For reals?

      • allison1050 April 13th, 2015 at 8:37 am

        for realz what an excuse!

        • Anomaly 100 April 13th, 2015 at 9:31 am

          I’m covered. He’d never find my breasts to judge them. No one ever could:-(

          • allison1050 April 13th, 2015 at 11:42 am

            Very loud laughter!

  2. rg9rts April 13th, 2015 at 9:13 am

    She probably wouldn’t have married him if she knew how tiny he is

  3. Suzanne McFly April 13th, 2015 at 10:49 am

    Well the divorce is definitely because of a boob, but its not one of the boobs on her chest.

  4. tracey marie April 13th, 2015 at 11:51 am

    Hilariously ignorant

  5. fahvel April 13th, 2015 at 2:06 pm

    bolt cutters on his dick might work but in his case maybe just tweezers.

    • allison1050 April 13th, 2015 at 8:35 pm

      Someone would probably have to help him lift his “apron” before he could pat around searching for it. 😉

  6. Bunya April 13th, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    So, he lived with his wife since 1974, suffering in the knowledge she “deformed nipples”? It’s nice to know he blamed his children for staying with their mother for so long. I hope his children return the favor and avoid that superficial creep as often as possible.

  7. Bruc April 13th, 2015 at 7:49 pm

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