Conservative Columnist Calls For Death To Gays
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Joe.My.God has the story.
“The Law of God, that says that homosexuals must be put to death, must be enacted against this evil. You say that this is inhumane, that it is cruel, but it is not. What is truly cruel is giving freedom to caretakers and disgusting parents the ‘freedom’ to force children to watch this sickness manifest before their innocent eyes. Any parent, or adult, who brings children to a sodomite event should be arrested and punished, for those that ‘have pleasure in them that do them’ ‘are worthy of death’ (Romans 1:32), as we learn from the sublime words of St. Paul. This is true love, to destroy evil where it stands, to cut it off before it grows like a weed and consumes all of the nurturing love of righteous truth. The state must be slaughter these wicked reprobates or else they will continue to flood the world with their gloomy darkness.”
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Anomaly 100 April 18th, 2015 at 8:16 am
Lets see here. Who is the bigger threat. My awesome lesbian BFF or Conservatives such the one calling for her death?
Here she is taking care of her Dad.
granpa.usthai April 18th, 2015 at 9:00 am
someone at LL had an excellent plan for nipping gayness in the bud.
as soon as the fetuses choose to be gay, the moms could have a medically safe separation thereby preventing the fetuses that chose to be gay from entering human life to begin with (1st breath of life as referred to in the scriptures)
BUTT
the entire way to defeat ‘EVIL’
is to simply OBEY GOD
and absolutely REFUSE TO WEAR MIXED FIBERS.
it’s the easiest thing in the world to do – just walk around BUTT NAKED FOR JESUS!
I fully qualify per the scriputres to be a PROPHET OF GOD.
you can either take my word for it, or look it up your damn self!
Leviticus 19:19
Dwendt44 April 18th, 2015 at 11:59 am
Now, now. If god had wanted us to run around naked, he would have made us that way. Right?
granpa.usthai April 18th, 2015 at 4:46 pm
only those pure of heart are born without a gold colored microphone shoved up our limbaughtalkhole.
Carla Akins April 19th, 2015 at 5:34 pm
I am so stealing that word.
Jack E Raynbeau April 20th, 2015 at 10:56 pm
And if God wanted us to fly he would have issued us boarding passes.
glen ben April 18th, 2015 at 4:13 pm
REFUSE TO WEAR MIXED FIBERS.
Actually that makes perfect sense. Have you ever woven cotton with polyester or cotton with wool? If you did do you will get pretty gnarly looking material after one wash.
granpa.usthai April 18th, 2015 at 4:44 pm
try using warm water with the ‘gentle’ cycle and a couple ounces of woolite delicate care. –
IF
you want to remain a well dressed
SINNER!
Larry Schmitt April 18th, 2015 at 9:51 pm
Or you can just do like the Mormons and get some of that magic underwear to cut down on the chaffing.
Larry Schmitt April 18th, 2015 at 9:53 pm
I don’t know if you were being facetious, but cotton and polyester are blended all the time. So are cotton and linen.
Elvin B. Ross April 18th, 2015 at 9:38 am
Who, how, what, when, where, and why?
Suzanne McFly April 18th, 2015 at 10:30 am
What the hell is a sodomite event and why have I never been invited?
Mike April 18th, 2015 at 12:01 pm
Me neither…We were born either too early or too late…
Suzanne McFly April 18th, 2015 at 7:45 pm
Cool, I am not alone. I hate being the only one left out of stuff, I feel like the last person picked to play in the kickball game.
jasperjava April 19th, 2015 at 9:06 am
Aaaawwwww, po’ babyyyy…
I made you a special Sodom cookie!
chrisporter April 18th, 2015 at 3:32 pm
Gay parades are sodomites events, stop being a damn fool!
mea_mark April 18th, 2015 at 4:45 pm
Stop being a troll.
whatthe46 April 18th, 2015 at 6:05 pm
not even a good one at that.
fahvel April 19th, 2015 at 10:56 am
yrue that- he’s a pathetic performer compared to the A Team.
chrisporter April 20th, 2015 at 12:37 am
Sharia laws for faggots, homosexuals, sodomites, lesbians, gays, Transgenders! God is great!
granpa.usthai April 18th, 2015 at 4:55 pm
what the hell does that have to do with wearing MIXED FIBERS?
some of the participants wear little to no MIXED FIBERS which places them in much more obedience to GOD’s WILL than all them SINNERS that meet every week just to show the almighty they don’t give a damn what He says – even if His aim is a bit off with a big ass asteroid headed our way!
chrisporter April 20th, 2015 at 12:36 am
Sharia laws for faggots, homosexuals, sodomites, lesbians, gays and Transgenders! God is great!
Larry Schmitt April 20th, 2015 at 4:36 am
Murphy’s Law for stupid bigots!
tracey marie April 18th, 2015 at 5:06 pm
did you have a good time sodomiting at the parade?
chrisporter April 20th, 2015 at 12:35 am
Sharia laws for faggots!
bpollen April 20th, 2015 at 12:49 am
Do you remember your first blowjob, Chris? How’d it taste?
whatthe46 April 20th, 2015 at 1:12 am
you just sent him back down memory lane.
Larry Schmitt April 20th, 2015 at 4:36 am
Murphy’s Law for crazy bigots!
Suzanne McFly April 18th, 2015 at 7:50 pm
Ooooh, I am sorry. I didn’t know you guys actually invited people to them, I promise to go to the next one. Which float will you be on? I bet your are adorable in a pink tutu.
chrisporter April 19th, 2015 at 2:36 pm
Really! I am the fire man, who will be responsible for the soulless to be sent to hell and you are at the top of the list.
Suzanne McFly April 19th, 2015 at 2:50 pm
Your St. Peter? Pretty sure St. Peter has better things to do then troll around the internet and try to tell people they are going to hell. Now go back upstairs and take your mommy to dinner, she has done a lot for you in your 38 years and the least you could do is buy her a Big Mac.
whatthe46 April 19th, 2015 at 4:00 pm
smack.
William April 19th, 2015 at 3:07 pm
You seem to have a rather unhealthy obsession with sodomy and fire. Perhaps you should seek help.
Larry Schmitt April 19th, 2015 at 4:31 pm
He fits right in with the rest of the extreme right and christian fundies.
Suzanne McFly April 19th, 2015 at 4:56 pm
I don’t know if even Obamacare provides that kind of help.
William April 19th, 2015 at 5:48 pm
I don’t know, but it seems to me that people who obsess about other peoples body orifices, are sort of creepy.
Suzanne McFly April 19th, 2015 at 6:29 pm
Very much so.
shocktreatment April 19th, 2015 at 4:57 pm
I got a light if he needs one, on the sodomy thing, he’s on his own.
chrisporter April 20th, 2015 at 12:26 am
Wow! Meningitis will be your medicine of overdosing yourself. More fire! Log on and step on a “chi-chi man! “Boom b… in a battyman head!
William April 20th, 2015 at 8:21 am
WTF are you trying to say?
mea_mark April 20th, 2015 at 8:33 am
He is telling us he is a troll and wants to be banned. At least that is my understanding, so that is what is happening.
William April 20th, 2015 at 9:53 am
His rap is suspiciously reminiscent of long banished truck stop preacher and booze soaked lunatic, Jerry.
mea_mark April 20th, 2015 at 9:58 am
Jerry? I don’t remember a Jerry, but there are so many trolls …
William April 20th, 2015 at 10:13 am
HIs moniker was Jerrysblogspot, something along those lines. He would pop in and actually try to convince literate people that conservatism was Christian-like and holy, and liberalism was the path to internal damnation. He was especially funny when he’d get a buzz on. He would selectively inform LL participants which ones were going to hell.
I cut and pasted some of his rants and forwarded them to an aspiring writer friend of mine. The character Drunk truck stop preacher is still floating around in the fertile mind of said writer. Nothing would tickle me more than to see the character on the small screen some day.
Jack E Raynbeau April 20th, 2015 at 10:49 pm
Teabilly not spoken here.
Larry Schmitt April 19th, 2015 at 4:21 pm
I seriously doubt that, if there is a god, he would let someone like you have any say in who goes where. For all you know, god is a black lesbian. Then you’re in trouble.
Suzanne McFly April 19th, 2015 at 4:56 pm
And imagine a God that does not concern herself with who you love, but has a problem with a person having hate in their heart.
Larry Schmitt April 19th, 2015 at 5:09 pm
The number one thing that bothers me about all these people that have a problem with other people’s lifestyles or whom they marry, is that they actually think they know what god wants. What chutzpah. Or, as the cowardly lion would say, the noive.
chrisporter April 20th, 2015 at 12:24 am
Wow! He who laugh last, laugh best! God is nothe like man, he’s the almighty! More fire on a gay, lesbian,homosexuals.
Jack E Raynbeau April 20th, 2015 at 10:48 pm
All your laugh are belong to us.
shocktreatment April 19th, 2015 at 4:44 pm
You are the self-anointed, proselytizing dipshit, one of a few, responsible for bringing humor to the site, however unintentionally.
Larry Schmitt April 19th, 2015 at 5:10 pm
Not only unintentionally, but they are unaware that the rest are laughing at them.
chrisporter April 20th, 2015 at 12:23 am
Remember, the rich man and Lazarus? Google it! He who laugh last, laugh best! God is the almighty!
mea_mark April 20th, 2015 at 8:36 am
You’re banned. LOL
~ The MOD GOD
William April 20th, 2015 at 10:35 am
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Jack E Raynbeau April 20th, 2015 at 10:44 pm
Banned? No… please?
Jack E Raynbeau April 20th, 2015 at 10:43 pm
His posting history would be so fun(ny) to read.
bpollen April 20th, 2015 at 12:47 am
And I am the egg man, Koo Koo Kachoo!
bpollen April 18th, 2015 at 10:43 pm
Are you aware that, if you’ve ever had a blowjob, you too are a sodomite?
fahvel April 19th, 2015 at 10:55 am
no chance at that – who’d let him even drop his pantalons?
bpollen April 19th, 2015 at 3:02 pm
I agree, but I bet ya he WANTS one…
chrisporter April 20th, 2015 at 12:27 am
Sharia laws for faggots,gays !
bpollen April 20th, 2015 at 12:45 am
Wow! I say you get at least 5 points for incoherence!
Larry Schmitt April 20th, 2015 at 4:13 am
And another 5 for consistency.
Larry Schmitt April 20th, 2015 at 4:35 am
Murphy’s Law for delusional bigots!
Jack E Raynbeau April 20th, 2015 at 10:40 pm
Or poked that finger up a butthole. Even his own.
FatRat April 18th, 2015 at 10:59 am
I’ve heard a similar spiel before. Death to America. Death to America’s gays. Religious whackjobs at their finest.
http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/middle-east-shouts-death-to-america.jpg
arc99 April 18th, 2015 at 11:05 am
People like this guy are the main reason my wife and I own guns.
And I am not joking one tiny bit…
granpa.usthai April 19th, 2015 at 3:05 pm
you’d probably be a lot safer off from guys like this if you were to throw a ‘life like’ dildo at ’em and after a 30 minute or so coffee break casually wandered away slowly.
Mike April 18th, 2015 at 11:59 am
I’m guessing this guy is a real hit at parties…..
Jimmy Smith April 18th, 2015 at 12:22 pm
I remember being talked to by someone just like him at a party … I told him that I thought he was an idiot (politely, of course) and that I was walking away and not to follow me.
The look on his face was priceless
granpa.usthai April 18th, 2015 at 5:01 pm
jez, Jim, you got to give ’em the chance to work the “but we’re all sinners and I really need a baggage boy to go dancing with at the airport in the worst way” line!
Jimmy Smith April 19th, 2015 at 11:50 am
Now that I would have waited around for … in the same morbid way we watch impending disasters, anticipating how bad it is going to be
granpa.usthai April 19th, 2015 at 3:02 pm
well, some of the loudest critics of being gay have turned out to be.
Jimmy Smith April 19th, 2015 at 4:37 pm
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/gay-and-lesbian-well-being/201307/are-homophobes-really-gay
Studies say there is a high correlation
fahvel April 19th, 2015 at 10:54 am
why were you polite?
Jimmy Smith April 19th, 2015 at 11:47 am
Because it burns even more – they want rude, angry replies because it makes them think they are right and other person is just an “unenlightened boor”.
rg9rts April 18th, 2015 at 3:58 pm
Tea Parties
Jack E Raynbeau April 20th, 2015 at 10:29 pm
Lighting farts.
chrisporter April 18th, 2015 at 3:31 pm
If the Bible says so,so be it!
edmeyer_able April 18th, 2015 at 4:41 pm
Whats that shirt woven from chris and where is your beard?
granpa.usthai April 18th, 2015 at 5:13 pm
Start with the False Prophet Patrick Robertson
then Franklin Graham then John Hagee
THEN work your way alphabetically through ALL the false prophets…
Deuteronomy 18:22
as one who fully qualifies to be a PROPHET OF GOD (for I have boldly prophecised the rising of the sun in the east and setting in the west -for all times until the endtime) I have knowledge of these things.
Larry Schmitt April 19th, 2015 at 7:27 am
Take your avatar of yours, with that middle finger sticking up, and shove it up your a$$.
chrisporter April 19th, 2015 at 2:33 pm
Wow! That Is me saying to you in your face!
Larry Schmitt April 19th, 2015 at 3:42 pm
I was just giving you your very own sodomite event.
whatthe46 April 19th, 2015 at 3:59 pm
good one Larry!
OldLefty April 19th, 2015 at 7:56 am
If the Bible says so,so be it!
__________
That’s EXACTLY what Osama bin Ladin said.
chrisporter April 20th, 2015 at 12:27 am
Sharia laws for faggots!
OldLefty April 20th, 2015 at 5:24 am
Are you worried?
I find that those who think about “faggots” the most over compensate because they are confused about their own sexuality.
Jack E Raynbeau April 20th, 2015 at 10:27 pm
Since you’re ashamed of your posting history I can’t tell if this is satire.
rg9rts April 18th, 2015 at 3:57 pm
How about death to conservatives ?
Carla Akins April 18th, 2015 at 4:29 pm
Last I checked the bible is not a legal book in this country so….uh, no.
edmeyer_able April 18th, 2015 at 4:34 pm
I think Tennessee just adopted it as the state book didn’t they?
granpa.usthai April 18th, 2015 at 5:23 pm
only the messed up one with the missing books thrown out by King James of England in 1511, the subsequent falsified versions and lest of all the missing books being found through current archaeological finds that are still in the process of translating and – of course the books waiting to be discovered.
Carla Akins April 18th, 2015 at 5:57 pm
The legislature voted to make it the official book of the state over the objections of the Governor and after the AG told them it wouldn’t pass the sniff test for constitutionality. Now that’s dedication.
Jack E Raynbeau April 20th, 2015 at 10:25 pm
That stunt got Utah off the top of the silly list for a few days.
Warman1138 April 18th, 2015 at 5:17 pm
Whoever is cloning these things had better stop, they’re getting dumber.
edmeyer_able April 18th, 2015 at 5:22 pm
Of whom do you speak?
Warman1138 April 18th, 2015 at 8:18 pm
Mr. Barber, the columnist in the post.
edmeyer_able April 18th, 2015 at 8:37 pm
Thanks
Uncle Frank April 18th, 2015 at 8:31 pm
“Both Shoebats are columnists for BarbWire, the personal site of Christian leader Matt Barber, who is the vice president of the Liberty Counsel and an associate dean at Liberty University.”
Thus, declare Liberty University a terrorist camp and arrest the entire administration.
whatthe46 April 18th, 2015 at 8:52 pm
these so called “christians” are their own worst enemy. they are making christianity a joke.
craig7120 April 19th, 2015 at 9:44 am
I guess trees, tarter, and other gop supporters are waiting for this dude to say something that goes way to far, perhaps health insurance for poor people.
whatthe46 April 19th, 2015 at 2:38 pm
lol
Obewon April 19th, 2015 at 5:01 pm
Mixed fiber wearers and KFC blasphemers are GOP’s real problem! ‘Of the ground birds do not eat them.’-God via the bable reportedly sends chicken wing-lovers to Hell.
fahvel April 19th, 2015 at 10:51 am
sounds like a good idea – let’s start with this ahole and complete the list with all the lying sobs slathering on the far right in ameica –
Foundryman April 20th, 2015 at 10:30 am
I’m no lawyer, but I don’t think Romans 1:32 is found anywhere in the code of justice law books.
Rob April 27th, 2015 at 6:34 am
Another right wing nut case!