April 21, 2015 2:00 pm -

Thank you, Obama.

Bachmann said the end is near – and it’s all because of President Obama.

In the interview with End Times host Jan Markell, Bachmann warned of an impending rapture and pointed the finger of blame on Obama’s policies.

“We need to realize how close this clock is to getting towards the midnight hour,” she said. “We in our lifetimes potentially could see Jesus Christ returning to earth and the rapture of the church. We see the destruction, but this was a destruction that was foretold.”

Specifically, Bachmann cited Obama’s nuclear negotiations with Iran as a reason for the apocalypse. “We are literally watching, month by month, the speed move up to a level we’ve never seen before with these events,” she said.


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

22 responses to Bachmann: The Rapture Is Coming

  1. mea_mark April 21st, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    When the feeble minded religious loonies can no longer cope with reality, there is the ‘Rapture’. I hope you are gone soon Bachmann.

  2. FatRat April 21st, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    Makes sense to me. Rapture = seven seals.

    • Dwendt44 April 21st, 2015 at 4:51 pm

      Must be that secret eighth seal that will get you.

  3. William April 21st, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    Get your rapture hatch today. Don’t be left behind.

    • Lydia/one2the92the82the5 April 21st, 2015 at 2:29 pm

      Laughs out loud.

  4. Larry Schmitt April 21st, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    I think she meant rupture. Her brain’s about to blow! Never mind, it was a very minor explosion.

    • William April 21st, 2015 at 2:27 pm

      Maybe, but I’m not taking any chances.

      • Bunya April 21st, 2015 at 5:03 pm

        LOL! Stop! You’re killing me!

      • bpollen April 22nd, 2015 at 4:12 am

        Salvation via catapult! American ingenuity!

        I once bought a cheap little toy that was called Baby Catapult. It has a small toy baby and a functioning toy catapult. The directions included this CYA statement: Warning! Do not actually catapult babies!

  5. pignose4.0 April 21st, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    Guess she missed WWII if that didn’t wake ol Jesus up it ain’t gonna happen.

  6. labman57 April 21st, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    When Bachmann dies, she will indeed meet with Jesus … who will hand her a card that reads:
    “Go directly to Hell. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.”

  7. Pilotshark April 21st, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    So is that what you are calling your up and coming federal investigation.

  8. AmusedAmused April 21st, 2015 at 3:47 pm

    Well — don’t all these apocalyptic loons WANT rapture?

    • William April 21st, 2015 at 6:24 pm

      Yes they do, but thanks to the heathen sodomites and the Muslim in the White House the rapture is cancelled.
      Thanks Obama.

  9. fredoandme April 21st, 2015 at 3:55 pm

    we have watched this woman go insane.

  10. Suzanne McFly April 21st, 2015 at 3:55 pm

    I agree, Jesus is coming but when he comes here, he is going to b!tch slap bachman and tell her to keep his name out of her mouth.

  11. Foundryman April 21st, 2015 at 4:24 pm

    Not to long ago I remember these holy rollers walking around with signs saying Repent The End Is Near!!! They were viewed as idiot religious zealots, Now they get elected to high office. What a shame so many Americans have turned into a bunch of gullible and naive sheep.

  12. Dwendt44 April 21st, 2015 at 4:54 pm

    I was going to suggest she not hold her breath waiting, but now that I think about it, I wish she would hold her breath; for a very very long time.

  13. fancypants April 21st, 2015 at 8:19 pm


  14. granpa.usthai April 22nd, 2015 at 2:34 am

    did she just say that POTUS Obama was actually ‘SPEEDING UP’ God’s will ?

    …and white Kristian folks fault him for that?

  15. fahvel April 22nd, 2015 at 3:21 am

    image, bachman in a tub of warm water in a baby diaper babbling and drooling about the mean god who’s gonna come and let the water out and leave her stranded while all the nice folks are raptured. What a maroon!!!