April 21, 2015 6:00 pm -


A gun and a computer can be a lethal combination.

According to the Colorado Springs Police Department, officers responding last night to a 911 call about shots fired discovered that a “fed up” Lucas Hinch took his computer into a back alley and “fired 8 shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it.”

Hinch, 37, was cited for discharging a firearm within city limits, according to a police blotter entry that included the summary description “Man Kills His Computer.” The late computer is seen above in a police evidence photo.



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12 responses to Busted For Shooting His Computer To Death

  1. FatRat April 21st, 2015 at 6:30 pm

    I’d rather have Lucas Hinch with his anger issues over Officer Slager patrolling the streets. One’s an *sshole the other an assassin.

    • whatthe46 April 21st, 2015 at 6:53 pm

      they’re both crazy and dangerous.

      • FatRat April 21st, 2015 at 7:03 pm

        Unloading a gun into a motherboard is crazy. Some motherf*cker shooting a man in the back is evil. They are not in the same ballpark. A ricochet and Lucas could be a murderer. Officer Slager committed premeditated murder and covered it up.

        Best to take out your aggressions with a bat.

        • whatthe46 April 21st, 2015 at 7:34 pm

          you are absolutely CORRECT. i was wrong.

  2. bpollen April 22nd, 2015 at 3:34 am

    I must admit… I have beaten a keyboard to death.

    • rg9rts April 22nd, 2015 at 6:04 am

      Mice…lots of mice

      • bpollen April 22nd, 2015 at 3:09 pm

        The mouse slipped into a crack in the wall until I had vented my spleen.

        • rg9rts April 22nd, 2015 at 3:12 pm

          The wireless are best…little recoil

          • bpollen April 22nd, 2015 at 3:14 pm

            Without the wire, I never woulda gotten the mouse back!

          • rg9rts April 22nd, 2015 at 3:24 pm

            The wireless are known as bats without wings…look for the dents in the wall

  3. rg9rts April 22nd, 2015 at 6:05 am

    He got tired of the AW SNAP from chrome…

  4. Buford2k11 April 22nd, 2015 at 9:04 am

    think about it….Colorado Springs….the “Crazy Corner of Colorado”…Dr. Chaps…it is no wonder more folks are not hauled off to the nut house…oh wait, that would be congress…