Swingers’ Club Rebrands As Church

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April 21, 2015 11:00 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

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This week in bizarre local news: A Nashville neighborhood can’t figure out if the new building in town is a swingers’ club or a church. Which are usually pretty easy to tell apart, but not here. The developers spent months trying to open the club in an empty space next to “Goodpasture Christian School,” but the…


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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

11 responses to Swingers’ Club Rebrands As Church

  1. allison1050 April 21st, 2015 at 11:41 pm

    I say sure why not.

  2. granpa.usthai April 22nd, 2015 at 2:02 am

    WTF is wrong with folks going to church in Nashville?

    ‘specially if the ain’t wearing MIXED FIBERS!

  3. fahvel April 22nd, 2015 at 3:13 am

    “fantastic, I love it” says ma copine – still brilliant.

  4. mea_mark April 22nd, 2015 at 10:39 am

    The games people play …

  5. FatRat April 22nd, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    I’m curious to how they are attired and the Hymns they sing.

    I’m guessing something like this-

    Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch

    Do it now
    You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
    So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    Do it again now
    You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
    So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    Gettin’ horny now

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

  6. Budda April 22nd, 2015 at 3:21 pm

    Can I get an “Amen”?

    • allison1050 April 22nd, 2015 at 6:44 pm

      {{{Amen}}} ok? But what I really want is a Mary J Church instead.

      • Budda April 22nd, 2015 at 7:07 pm

        I’ll say Amen to that.

        • allison1050 April 23rd, 2015 at 6:44 am

          Gee thanks Budda! ;o)

  7. bpollen April 23rd, 2015 at 4:01 am

    I bet they could get a boost in membership if they merged with that Cannabis Church from Indiana. “Don’t wait up for me, honey, I’m going to church!”

  8. Shohanna April 27th, 2015 at 6:19 am

    I think it’s clever, considering that most of these “Faux Christians” are more dens of inequity then a strip club. lol Turned their own rules back on them.

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