April 22, 2015 10:52 am -


Maybe he thought he was going into his room.

A 41-year-old British man has been charged after he allegedly relieved himself in an ice machine at an Orlando hotel.

Andrew Stewart Wood, of Havant, Hampshire, was accused of urinating into the ice machine at the Hard Rock Hotel in the Universal theme park resort in the early hours of Tuesday.



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8 responses to Arrested For Urinating In Hotel Ice Machine

  1. whatthe46 April 22nd, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    thank you very much you nasty freak. bring own bagged ice to hotel… check.

  2. Budda April 22nd, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    Wonder if alcohol was involved.

  3. DrPills April 22nd, 2015 at 2:56 pm

    I don’t know. Having spent much more time there than I’d like, I can understand the urge

  4. nola878 April 22nd, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    Great. Probably going to be on the road tonight…either no cocktails or I’ll bring my own ice…

  5. Barry Shitpeas April 22nd, 2015 at 3:19 pm

    I knew a guy who was proud of the fact that he used to urinate in hotel room kettles. I’ve never used one since.

    • whatthe46 April 22nd, 2015 at 8:55 pm

      thanks for telling me. and i don’t blame ya. all this makes me want to invest in one of those blue light thingies before checking in.

  6. CHOCOL8MILK April 22nd, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    So…those weren’t lemonade ice cubes? (uh-oh)

  7. Um Cara April 22nd, 2015 at 9:04 pm

    Something non classy happening in a Hard Rock branded location, and Orlando no less?!?! What is this world coming to!