April 27, 2015 2:00 pm -


“There’s so much lesbian stuff,” says  Pat Robertson, that’s “pushed by the media.” If only there wasn’t so much “lesbian stuff'” on the media, we could make God happy. But fear not, worried moms, it could be “just a phase” and your lesbian may be “straightened out” at a good Christian camp.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

10 responses to Pat Robertson Tells Mom Of Lesbian God Can ‘Straighten Things Out’

  1. FatRat April 27th, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    I think Robertson is a blasphemer, using the name of God for his own nefarious purposes. Saying that God doesn’t appreciate girl on girl action, what is Pat inferring, that God is a HOMO-sexual? lol

    Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl

  2. Jeffrey Samuels April 27th, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    I suppose he means ‘concentration’ camp.

  3. bpollen April 27th, 2015 at 4:00 pm

    If God can straighten out lesbians, why can’t he stop Pat from being an ass?

  4. nola878 April 27th, 2015 at 4:09 pm

    “I’ve tried to talk her out of it, but she simply refuses to give up the LGBT lifestyle. What should I do?” Lillian.

    How about this, Lillian, accept who she is and LOVE HER UNCONDITIONALLY!

    Wait…didn’t some preacher dude talk this way 2,000 years ago?

    • Hirightnow April 27th, 2015 at 4:21 pm

      Yeah, but he hung around with a bunch of dudes and, like, one chick, so…you know…

  5. William April 27th, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    Pat Robertson Tells Mom Of Lesbian God

    Who knew that a simple error in punctuation would establish a Deity for lesbians and a conversation between Pat and the Lesbian Gods mother.

    I hope she looks like wonder woman.

  6. cecilia April 27th, 2015 at 10:39 pm

    “There’s so much lesbian stuff”…..? ……………really?

    I hardly notice any “lesbian stuff”…why is pat obsessed over “lesbian stuff” ?

    • rg9rts April 29th, 2015 at 4:40 am

      All baggers are sex obsessed

  7. rg9rts April 29th, 2015 at 4:39 am

    This imbecile is terrified of real women..

  8. DIE_BankofAmerica_PHUKKING_DIE May 1st, 2015 at 4:12 pm

    Pat Robertson is overwhelmed with hunger for cock in his ass.

    Why else would he be raving 24/7 about soodomy?