May 9, 2015 10:00 am -


The wack jobs on the right, including the governor of Texas, think military exercises in Texas is part of a plan by President Obama to invade the state. James F. McGrath has aggregated all the issues that might have people running either from, or to, Texas.

Greg Carey made this image and shared it on Twitter, and a lot of people have found it entertaining. And so I thought I would share it on the blog for more people to enjoy.

There is actually serious irony to several of the arrows. Climate scientists invading from Alabama? Evolutionists from Kansas? I suppose the anti-gay legislation in Arizona might motivate gays to begin an exodus – but why would they head for Texas rather than California?

Perhaps something similar could be said of all these groups – people who accept mainstream science might have good reason Alabama and Kansas. In which case, perhaps Texas is going to be confronting less of an invasion and more of a refugee crisis.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

20 responses to Obama’s Texas Invasion Plan Revealed

  1. Buford2k11 May 9th, 2015 at 10:13 am

    Duh Stoopid can Kill….if left untreated….there really are no words….

    • William May 9th, 2015 at 10:27 am

      “Duh Stoopid can Kill….if left untreated”
      It can sometimes be sedated.

  2. William May 9th, 2015 at 10:23 am

    OK Texas. Here’s the deal

    • StoneyCurtisll May 9th, 2015 at 10:45 am

      They got their own school books down there…
      I dont expect em will learn nutthin from them fancy text books..
      Unlessen they bring back jezzus and prayer into the schools…:)

      • rg9rts May 10th, 2015 at 4:47 am

        Those books are sold across the US…Texas dictates whats in textbooks

  3. labman57 May 9th, 2015 at 10:31 am

    There is simply not enough tin foil available in the world to meet the needs of the growing droves of conspiracy theorists that make the Republican Party their home.

  4. StoneyCurtisll May 9th, 2015 at 10:42 am

    I dont know about y’all.
    But I dont want nuthin to do with Texas..

  5. eyelashviper May 9th, 2015 at 11:31 am

    Gee, thanks for the map, we all will be watching for the ISIS armada to arrive by sea in jetskis, no doubt.
    Little do these dolts know, but the real invasion will occur when they are fixated upon the military convoys and choppers overhead…
    Legions of minivans, loaded with pod people will flood every fast food restaurant, mall, convenience store, pizza parlor, and beer joint..Texas will be toast within an hour.

  6. OldLefty May 9th, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    From TPM;

    Anti-Islam Group: Texas Takeover Distracting From Sharia Law Threat

    So basically they are complaining that government haters are getting in the way of the Muslim haters.


    That YOUR phony manufactured crisis is getting in the way of OUR phony manufactured crisis.

  7. NW10 May 9th, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    ISIS coming in from the Gulf of Mexico?

  8. Maxx44 May 9th, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Note to the gov. of Texas: Sir, there are 7 air force bases, 8 army bases, one army air field, and 3 naval air stations in your state. It was “invaded” quite a few years ago. You can look it up.

  9. wagnerfilm May 9th, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    Pretty sure a country can’t invade itself. Of course, you’d have to be 1) educated and 2) not insane to know that, which rules out every Texas Republican alive.

  10. bpollen May 10th, 2015 at 1:51 am

    One thing that seems consistent with the conspiracy nuts is that there is some secret plot by the government, so serious that they are eliminating those in the know, and yet some yutz from the internet knows ALL about it. And posts it online. And yet doesn’t see that the fact that he is still breathing undercuts his argument. Kinda like Obama is rounding up all the dissidents and gun-owners to put them in FEMA camps, but somehow misses those who are “exposing” it… like Lush Limbaugh. You would think an Evil Dictator would shut his fat ass up right away.

  11. burqa May 10th, 2015 at 4:03 am

    Alex Jones, call your office.

  12. bobby1122 May 10th, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    Your map has the ISIS camp location wrong according to a Mexican General-

  13. robert May 11th, 2015 at 12:02 am

    texas is such a _____ _____ mess this map is almost believable if you take out obama and replace it with gop names

  14. cat May 11th, 2015 at 9:34 am

    Shouldn’t we give them to Mexico… of charge and no conditions ASAP? We have enough crazy without them.

  15. Wee Mousie May 12th, 2015 at 12:39 am

    Forget our military, the right wing knows it has over-extended, over-exercised and neglected that poor beast nigh unto death.

    It’s that Army of the Climate Scientists that sounds scary, the evolutionists’ Evolutionary Forces really are intimidating, those Militant Gays and Immigrant Hordes attacking from the west would make any decent right wing wingnut shiver, but it’s those gosh darted foreigners — the sneaky Messicans and bloody ISIS allies of Obama who have them crapping in their drawers.