May 11, 2015 2:00 pm -


There must be a joke here that involves the word “exhaust” but you figure it out. The video is linked here, as I couldn’t bring myself to put it on this site.

Here it is, straight from Brazil: the video that bravely asks the question, “For what have woman ?? Why pay for a whore ??? If you can just f*ck your car !!! …

The video description gives very few details, so it’s unclear whether this carf*cker is a genuine mechaphile or just an auto-curious individual…



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

13 responses to Man Has Sex With Car Tailpipe

  1. Larry Schmitt May 11th, 2015 at 2:20 pm

    I thought autoeroticism was something completely different.

    • bpollen May 12th, 2015 at 4:13 am

      So Vaughn Bode was killed choking his Chevy?

  2. Budda May 11th, 2015 at 3:17 pm

    I bet it was ‘exhausting”

    • No way out May 11th, 2015 at 3:27 pm


  3. sofarsogood May 11th, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    29 seconds….not bad.

  4. FatRat May 11th, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    Mercury Mistress (SNL commercial about those who really love their cars.)
    Mercury Mistress video.

    • StoneyCurtisll May 11th, 2015 at 8:52 pm

      Now thats funny~!

  5. Roctuna May 11th, 2015 at 3:41 pm

    I’ve heard of “sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch” but this is new aspect to autoeroticism. Was the engine running or not?

    • Chris May 11th, 2015 at 7:29 pm

      I dunno, but it got his motor running.

  6. allison1050 May 11th, 2015 at 11:00 pm


  7. bpollen May 12th, 2015 at 4:10 am

    Last time he burned his lips…

  8. Estelle May 12th, 2015 at 4:26 am

    Another side-of-The-Pond difference?

  9. atunionbob May 13th, 2015 at 3:56 pm

    Oh I am “exhausted”, listening to the “Muffled” cries of pain from the burns.