May 11, 2015 10:30 am -


The Palm Beach, Florida teacher must not have not realized that a car’s backseat is not a classroom.

According to reports, police were responding to a report on Wednesday evening andof suspicious behavior in a car when they discovered 45-year-old Mavericks High School principal Krista Morton with her shirt unbuttoned, smoking marijuana with a student.

“The caller was unsure but thought that there were people in the back seat engaged in some sort of sexual activity or being attacked,” a police spokesperson said.

When officers knocked on the car door, Morton opened it and immediately told them that the two were “just friends.”

“She continued to tell me that she had just met him, that she was lonely, she had just picked him up down the street and brought him here to get to know him,” one of the responding officers said. The 18-year-old student, however, subsequently admitted to police that Morton was his principal.



D.B. Hirsch
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13 responses to Principal Caught Partially Clothed In Car With Student And Marijuana

  1. Larry Schmitt May 11th, 2015 at 10:54 am

    How do you get to a position like that without better judgment than this woman displays?

    • Suzanne McFly May 11th, 2015 at 4:25 pm

      Let me know if you ever receive an answer to that question because I would love to know.

      • Robert M. Snyder May 11th, 2015 at 6:58 pm

        “Four years ago, the same principal, Krista Morton, ditched the charter school she had been running in Bradenton amid accusations of massive institutional failures at the school. Under her leadership, the school was accused of failing to give students report cards or progress reports, the Bradenton Herald reported. Some students reportedly lost class credits there, and some graduating seniors discovered they did not qualify for graduation.”

        • rg9rts May 12th, 2015 at 4:44 am

          So what does that have to do with trying to get laid?

    • rg9rts May 12th, 2015 at 4:45 am

      Florida, Larry, Florida

  2. Carla Akins May 11th, 2015 at 11:20 am

    What the hell is wrong with people? Get a grip.

  3. Dwendt44 May 11th, 2015 at 12:02 pm

    She’s not bad looking, I’m sure she could have found a ‘friend’ in dozens of places outside of school.

    • arc99 May 11th, 2015 at 1:49 pm

      Even if she were bad looking, a woman making it known that there is free p*ssy for anyone who wants it, will not be alone very long.

    • No way out May 11th, 2015 at 8:39 pm

      She’s a hag..What on earth are you looking at?

  4. fahvel May 12th, 2015 at 3:15 am

    18, 18, 18…… So what? More meaningless crap today.

  5. bpollen May 12th, 2015 at 4:16 am

    I’ve decided that I no longer was born in Florida…

  6. rg9rts May 12th, 2015 at 4:42 am

    After school tutorials

  7. atunionbob May 13th, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    Lets see …..she is in her 40’s, and he was 18? So what is the problem here? They are both legal consenting adults. If he can go to war, vote, and sign legal documents, how is it possible that he cant have sex with some one? So she is his teacher! She was teaching how to screw in the back seat of a car. Simple huh!