Allen West Claims Sharia Law Has Invaded Walmart
You see, one checkout lane wasn’t accepting alcohol purchases. That can mean only one thing: Sharia law!
West and his daughter were shopping at one of the Walmarts the United States Government isn’t currently using to tunnel to Texas for an armed takeover of the Lone Star State, and they noticed something chilling: There was a single lane at which customers could not purchase alcohol. West explained on his web site:
“Back in Dallas, after we unloaded the U-Haul, Aubrey, a very organized young lady, began the initial arranging of her room. And then came the request — ‘Dad, I know you haven’t been eating well here, so we need to go grocery shopping.’ Dang it! This is what happens when your daughter is pursuing a Masters in Molecular/Cellular Biology. So we were off to the local Walmart Superstore just up the road. We gathered up her desired foodstuffs and headed to the checkout — and then this happened.”
There was a young man doing the checkout and another Walmart employee came over and put up a sign, “No alcohol products in this lane.” So being the inquisitive fella I am, I used my additional set of eyes — glasses — to see the young checkout man’s name. Let me just say it was NOT “Steve.”
I pointed the sign out to Aubrey and her response was a simple question, how is it that this Muslim employee could refuse service to customers based on his religious beliefs, but Christians are being forced to participate in specific events contrary to their religious beliefs?
His name being “not Steve” could only mean he’s a Muslim who wants to take over America with his Muslim laws.
Upon further investigation, West’s web site learned that “not Steve” was actually under the age of 21, and that it would have been a violation of store policy for the employee to sell alcohol:
We spoke to the Walmart store, and apparently employees under 21 years old are prohibited from selling cigarettes and alcohol. However, that isn’t to say Walmart isn’t selectively caving to Muslim demands…
jasperjava May 12th, 2015 at 10:42 am
I’m not surprised that Allen West is buying alcohol.
I’m sure he needs LOTS of it to get through the day.
Suzanne McFly May 12th, 2015 at 11:41 am
Those who follow him are the true ones in need of a hard beverage. I think he is protecting their rights more than anything, without them he would have to stop peddling hate and find a real job.
Hirightnow May 12th, 2015 at 4:53 pm
Go to his site and read his supporter’s comments…I think they’ve had enough.
Anomaly 100 May 12th, 2015 at 10:49 am
Lol. I love it.
Budda May 12th, 2015 at 10:52 am
Funny how the first thing I thought of was; is the checkout person under 21 and the first thing West thinks of is” Muslims are taking over the world”.
Foundryman May 12th, 2015 at 11:09 am
West is bound and determined not to let us forget he’s a cartoon.
eyelashviper May 12th, 2015 at 11:11 am
Interesting, that in Dallas, a rather large city, they choose to shop for groceries at Walmart, where so much of the food is from China, with unknown contaminants and other icky stuff.
And of course, the checkout kid can’t sell liquor because he is Muslim…..West should have had a prescription filled at the pharmacy for anti-psychotic meds.
fahvel May 12th, 2015 at 11:24 am
everything is revealed. He’s insane because he eats food from and shops at walmart. The man is trash.
Carla Akins May 12th, 2015 at 12:12 pm
Truer words, my friend….
Pilotshark May 12th, 2015 at 11:41 am
poor Allen he really needs to pull his head out of his fourth point of contact, either very slowly so not to damage his ears, or very quickly as not to place to much suction and pull whats left of his guts out with his head.
Wilfred Yoos May 12th, 2015 at 12:14 pm
It just goes to show you that having a education does not mean you are smart.
Larry Schmitt May 12th, 2015 at 12:53 pm
But even if what he thought were true, how would it affect West if he had to go to a different lane to buy his booze? I have seen supermarkets that remove candy from selected stations, and also the tabloids. Would he object to those adjustments too? Doesn’t a store have a right to sell their merchandise as they see fit?
FatRat May 12th, 2015 at 1:27 pm
Makes sense (not Steve) was actually Ackbar. The young man was not 21. Transpose 21, you get 12. What does 12 represent to the Shia? Twelver Shi’a Islam. I’ve heard the audio. Ackbar clear says (It’s a trap!) OR I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all…… lol
Frank Sinatra – I get a kick out of you
Larry Schmitt May 12th, 2015 at 2:31 pm
That’s exactly the sort of twisted illogic Glenn Beck uses with his magic rotating chalkboard.
FatRat May 12th, 2015 at 2:40 pm
That his modus operandi, misdirection. Self described rodeo clown, misdirection. Created Mercury Radio Arts, an homage to Orson Welles Mercury Theater (War of the World radio broadcast hoax), misdirection.
Larry Schmitt May 12th, 2015 at 2:58 pm
The difference is, Mr. Welles actually had talent.
Maxx44 May 12th, 2015 at 4:00 pm
I am a supporter of the men and women who perform the thankless job as soldiers in our various armed forces, but it does scare me that a moron like West can rise to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel.
William May 12th, 2015 at 5:09 pm
“Dad, I know you haven’t been eating well here, so we need to go grocery shopping”
Yeah cuz Wal-Mart is all about nutrician
robert May 12th, 2015 at 5:24 pm
i dont know about walmart and sharia law but mr.west would be delighted to read about meth labs popping up in walmart bathrooms
thinkingwomanmillstone May 12th, 2015 at 6:51 pm
West is an example of the Peter Principle in effect in Tea Party America.