Man Tries To Smuggle Heroin In Foreskin
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Officers were carrying out routine checks on passengers traveling from Beijing to Lhasa when they decided that the smuggler was behaving strangely. After asking the man to take a urine test, officers found traces of morphine. However, they found no drugs on his clothing.
Officers then interrogated the smuggler, who admitted to carrying a small plastic wrap of heroin containing one-tenth of a gram in his foreskin. The man was then arrested.
A photo of the smuggler was later shared on Twitter by the South China Morning Post.
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Um Cara May 12th, 2015 at 12:43 pm
Officers then interrogated the smuggler, who admitted to carrying a small plastic wrap of heroin containing one-tenth of a gram in his foreskin.
1/10th of a gram = ‘smuggler’, eh?
dewired4u May 12th, 2015 at 1:02 pm
The penalty is death for smuggling…………………
oldfart May 13th, 2015 at 1:00 pm
naw, just cut his “willy” off and give him a stern warning of next time…
tracey marie May 12th, 2015 at 1:24 pm
Agreed, drugs laws are ridiculous
Anomaly 100 May 12th, 2015 at 1:31 pm
I kept it somewhere totally different. OTOH, I don’t have foreskin.
allison1050 May 12th, 2015 at 2:00 pm
lol
Anomaly 100 May 12th, 2015 at 2:35 pm
That’s just between us though, k? No one else can read this, can they?
allison1050 May 12th, 2015 at 3:46 pm
Absolutely safe with me! ;o)
Anomaly 100 May 12th, 2015 at 3:53 pm
You’re the best!
allison1050 May 12th, 2015 at 4:00 pm
Anytime pard’ner
allison1050 May 12th, 2015 at 2:00 pm
For 1/10th of a gram??
Larry Schmitt May 13th, 2015 at 5:18 am
Maybe his penis is addicted to heroin.
bpollen May 13th, 2015 at 5:48 am
Doesn’t seem to be a cost-effective import scheme… I don’t in fact know what .1 gram of heroin goes for, but I am pretty sure it’s less than the train ticket.