May 16, 2015 10:30 am -


Human heads were found in the kitchen.

According to Eater, police raided the restaurant after hearing rumors about human meat being served. They found fresh human heads that were still being drained of blood in a plastic bag.

Police also found automatic weapons, grenades and piles of cell phones. The hotel owner and ten other people were arrested in connection to the slew of crimes, according to BBC.

Police reportedly found heads wrapped in cellophane with blood still draining out, as well as AK-47 guns and lots of rounds of live ammunition.

A man who spoke to reporters admitted that he was surprised at how expensive his meal had been at the restaurant. He said he paid 700 Naira, or $3.50, for his meal when most Nigerians subsist on less than $1 per day.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

10 responses to Nigerian Restaurant Shut Down For Serving Human Meat

  1. Carla Akins May 16th, 2015 at 10:58 am

    Update 5/15; 11:24 p.m. EST: Though the BBC reported this story locally on Wednesday, 5/13, upon further review, another source suggests the story may be two years old or from a disputed source.

    • arc99 May 16th, 2015 at 11:27 am

      You know I was thinking that before I referred anyone to this story, I should find at least one corroborating story from a reliable source. thanks for the heads-up .. and that pun was not intended at all…

      • Carla Akins May 16th, 2015 at 1:12 pm

        Since I posted that a Snopes thing on popped up on my FB as a hoax.

  2. fahvel May 16th, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    ya pay dearly for a piece of good ass

  3. fahvel May 16th, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    ya pay dearly for a piece of good ass

  4. Jake May 16th, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    Even though I’m a vegan, I still like a head on my beer.

    • bpollen May 17th, 2015 at 5:11 pm

      …howzabout WITH your beer?

  5. spacegod May 16th, 2015 at 2:47 pm

    $3.50. That meal really cost an arm and a leg.

  6. ValianThor May 16th, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    Thanks again Alan, for not pandering to your audience……you nut 😉
    BTW, since the 4th Estate has all but collapsed (thanks internet) who can really trust in any “news service” these days?

  7. robert May 17th, 2015 at 3:31 am

    they would name it the road kill grill but that’s too obvious