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May 18, 2015 7:00 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

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Political analyst Chuck Norris is giving President Obama a great deal of credit for leading us to the end of the world.

Norris tells WorldNetDaily readers in his weekly column that it is “difficult to believe that a single president could make more international Middle East fiascos in a few short years.” (Really?)

According to Norris, the president is bringing Muslim refugees into the U.S. and encouraging undocumented immigrants to commit voter fraud in order to “ensure a 2016 win for the Democratic Party presidential nominee.”

Norris writes:

It’s difficult to believe that a single president could make more international Middle East fiascos in a few short years: miscalculating the Arab spring, empowering the Muslim brotherhood in Egypt, failing to protect Americans in Benghazi, enabling ISIS through the complete withdraw of troops from Iraq, remaining aloof to our ally Israel, and then being calloused and obtuse with persecuted Coptic Christians. Indeed, as I just wrote in a former column, Obama has literally helped build the environment for the Apocalypse, as defined by both Muslims and Christians.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

33 responses to Chuck Norris: Obama ‘Has Literally Helped Build The Environment For The Apocalypse’

  1. Hirightnow May 18th, 2015 at 7:19 pm

    Too many spin-kicks, Chuck.
    Besides, LAST time we listened to a “B” movie actor about how this country should be run,…

    • alpacadaddy May 19th, 2015 at 11:44 am

      With out a doubt one of the least talented, shallow, and most unbelievable actors of all time, “Numb Nuts” Chuck parlayed his martial arts skills into a forgettable string of lame movie & teevee tripe littering the screen. Now, just like Saint Bonzo did, he perfects his senility by plying his sad venomous rancor to the lowest common denominator; WND & Faux Noize!

  2. Jimmy Smith May 18th, 2015 at 7:24 pm

    … “WorldNetDaily readers” ..

    Isn’t that an oxymoron?

  3. NW10 May 18th, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/162/036/tumblr_lpi267Kbd51qj41h3o1_500.jpg?1318992465

  4. Suzanne McFly May 18th, 2015 at 7:38 pm

    Why don’t any of these nuts get asked for some proof before they are put on national TV with these asinine statements?

    • NW10 May 18th, 2015 at 7:40 pm

      World Net Daily asking for proof?

      http://40.media.tumblr.com/6e470092afe8992d4a2f2693aa15a738/tumblr_mgd5o2uzex1s2jx30o1_1280.jpg

      • Suzanne McFly May 18th, 2015 at 8:32 pm

        It seems like none of the news organizations who interview someone on the right will ask for some sort of proof for whatever crazy theory they are peddling.

    • ExPFCWintergreen May 18th, 2015 at 7:48 pm

      It’s sorta sad, seeing what happens when a man gets too old and too slow for chop-sockey action flicks but still desperately craves public attention.

      • Suzanne McFly May 18th, 2015 at 8:34 pm

        We should just give him a blue magic pill and a blow up doll then lock them in a room for about 5 minutes, maybe all the nuttiness will be expelled.

        • ExPFCWintergreen May 18th, 2015 at 8:41 pm

          That 5 minutes undoubtedly would include getting dressed and undressed, uncomfortable talk, some pleading, two or three post-coital cigarettes, and repeated affirmations that “of course I love you!”

          • Suzanne McFly May 19th, 2015 at 7:42 am

            Of course

  5. ExPFCWintergreen May 18th, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    ..

  6. Budda May 18th, 2015 at 7:54 pm

    Apocalypse’…what apocalypse? Never heard of it until some paranoid Xtian starts spouting off.

  7. Larry Schmitt May 18th, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    Chuck do us a favor. Stick to what you know. As soon as we figure out what that is, we’ll let you in on the secret.

  8. No way out May 18th, 2015 at 8:39 pm

    He’s one of the worst actors and finest buffoons of the last 3 generations. Shameful, traitorous lunatic. And I’d say it to his face! 🙂

  9. oldfart May 18th, 2015 at 9:05 pm

    I’m still waiting for the “thousand days of darkness” Chuck.

  10. labman57 May 18th, 2015 at 9:37 pm

    Hey Chuck, Michele Bachmann called. She wants her delusions back.

  11. pignose4.0 May 18th, 2015 at 9:54 pm

    Who is his ghost writer…………………….alex jones?

  12. Maxx44 May 18th, 2015 at 10:37 pm

    Another conspiracy nut so blinded by hatred that he just makes up stuff that is easily debunked.

  13. robert May 18th, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    i think walker texas ranger filmed an episode on illegal immigration and i dont think obama was in office yet

    chucky has a short memory

  14. frambley1 May 19th, 2015 at 2:15 am

    President Obama, please stop being obtuse!

  15. bpollen May 19th, 2015 at 3:53 am

    Amazing that he was able to do that with a Republican Congress… Them wily Hawaiians!

  16. Robert Kennedy May 19th, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    And Chuck Norris has built the environment for ignorance and narcissism.

  17. Dcbos May 19th, 2015 at 8:25 pm

    This is the stranger parents warn their kids to stay away from; he thinks wearing a wig like animal on his head makes him attractive to innocent people but his eyes are so so warning of the strange stranger ; Walker Texas strange stranger.

    • Wee Mousie May 20th, 2015 at 11:00 pm

      That’s supposed to be a wig? I thought the Canon Group had just signed old Chuck up for a remake if Davy Crockett.

  18. jybarz May 20th, 2015 at 11:21 am

    Bruce Lee please come back and shut this fkg guy up.

  19. Guillotines of Progress May 21st, 2015 at 9:44 am

    I love how ALL republicans think that Obama is some great wizard that can wave his magic wand and create all this chaos. Fucking retards.

  20. Guillotines of Progress May 21st, 2015 at 9:45 am

    fucktards

    • tracey marie May 21st, 2015 at 10:15 am

      You fit right in here. 🙂

  21. Lee Schreck May 21st, 2015 at 1:37 pm

    When are you people going to realize it does not matter who sits in that puppet seat at 1600 Pennsylvania ave. The Corporate and Banking elite want a one world government (New World Order) with them at the top and everyone else basically enslaved.

    • OldLefty May 21st, 2015 at 1:50 pm

      Actually, they have been saying that long enough for it to just be called the Old World Order.

  22. Publius_Valerius May 21st, 2015 at 1:44 pm

    Poor Chucky, one karate kick to the head too many. From a cornball fantasy TV show to guru status of world affairs – the fantasy never ends.