May 19, 2015 9:00 pm -


The Florida man, 23-year-old Lee Shinkman,  is now facing felony charges.

According to cops, after Shinkman argued with his cousin about the boiled eggs, he followed her out the back door “and pushed her against a dresser and scratched her.”

When questioned by police, Shinkman reportedly “admitted the offense,” but said that his cousin “pushed him inside the house first.” A witness, however, contradicted Shinkman’s claim that the woman was responsible for escalating the incident.



D.B. Hirsch
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4 responses to Man Batters Cousin Because ‘He Did Not Agree With The Way She Was Cooking Hard Boiled Eggs’

  1. whatthe46 May 19th, 2015 at 9:33 pm

    it would be nice if while in jail someone dips a hard boiled egg in… nevermind.

    • bpollen May 20th, 2015 at 4:03 pm

      In Spanish slang, the word for testicles is “juevos” (eggs)

  2. rg9rts May 20th, 2015 at 4:37 am

    Oh wonderful…dimbulb uses the 2d grade excuse….she started it

  3. allison1050 May 20th, 2015 at 8:00 am