May 21, 2015 11:16 am -


Jealousy is ugly.

While it’s unclear if the man cheated, or what the source of Bonnie Treaster’s jealousy was, the man told police that Treaster initially attacked him with her fists and then household objects. Treaster, 46, then allegedly chased the man into his garage and hit his face with a metal clamp used to hold up exhaust pipes, Centre Daily Times reports.

Treaster then allegedly mounted the man until he could hardly breath, grabbed a hacksaw, attempted to pull down his pants, and tried to hack off his genitals. The man managed to get free and tried to run, though his groin wound was reportedly bleeding. Treaster caught up with the man in a pickup truck and brought him home, where she started yelling at him again.

She then reportedly struck the man in the mouth with a model airplane. Following the incident, the two went to the hospital so the man could be treated. On the way there, he and Treaster made up a story about a stranger breaking into the home, which is why he initially told police that a home intruder had assaulted him.




D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

20 responses to 46-Year-Old Tries Removing 82-Year-Old’s Genitals With Hacksaw

  1. Carla Akins May 21st, 2015 at 11:18 am

    Uh…I got nothing. Just let me apologize on behalf of women everywhere.

    • Anomaly 100 May 21st, 2015 at 11:47 am

      For reals? Tell that to TiredOfTea.

      • Carla Akins May 21st, 2015 at 12:35 pm

        He knows we love him. (and we didn’t use a hacksaw / dear god that’s a bizzare scenario)

        • Anomaly 100 May 21st, 2015 at 12:36 pm

          Right! We just yanked that sucker off.

          • Carla Akins May 21st, 2015 at 2:08 pm

            Well dammit, you could’ve just let me have it but nnooooo.

          • Suzanne McFly May 21st, 2015 at 3:18 pm

            Tea has a pee pee that is for community use? Man, and I keep just buying more batteries. I could of saved myself $100’s.

    • arc99 May 21st, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      I got nothing either, other than the fact I never dreamed that the words

      “woman stay away from my privates”

      would ever be in my thoughts..

      • Carla Akins May 21st, 2015 at 2:08 pm

        I never thought I’d be apologizing for my gender, sometimes life takes you places you thought you’d never be… 🙂

  2. jasperjava May 21st, 2015 at 11:20 am


  3. Khary A May 21st, 2015 at 12:44 pm

    Rub n’ Tugs are different than I remember. I miss the 90’s.

    • allison1050 May 22nd, 2015 at 5:30 am

      I miss the 60’s and some of the 70’s.

  4. BJMoose666 May 21st, 2015 at 1:12 pm

    Our “family” story of the day. Sweet.

  5. Bunya May 21st, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    “Uh, yeah. Sure. A stranger broke into my house and tried to cut off my weewee.”

    LOL. That sounds almost as good as the man who showed up in the emergency room with a potato up his ass. He told them he was hanging curtains (in the nude) and “fell on a fruit basket”.

    • tracey marie May 21st, 2015 at 2:23 pm

      a fruit basket with potatoes, hilarious.

    • allison1050 May 22nd, 2015 at 5:29 am

      lots and lots of lol!

  6. ValianThor May 21st, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    Uh, Alan, is there nothing you won’t republish? I miss Al Goldstein.

    • Hirightnow May 21st, 2015 at 6:24 pm

      Kinda agree with you on this…if I want stories of dangly bits being removed by irate mid-lifers, I’ll go to Yahoo.
      But it is a sad-making thing…now I need a dog to hug.

    • Carla Akins May 21st, 2015 at 6:29 pm

      Not when it’s this bizarre.

  7. rg9rts May 22nd, 2015 at 6:49 am

    Not much to do in the woods of Pennsyltucky

  8. thinkingwomanmillstone May 22nd, 2015 at 9:24 am

    I think that is a crime of assault with the highest number of household objects I’ve ever heard about…model airplane, hacksaw, metal clamps and others unnamed. Then she drives him to the hospital. smh