May 21, 2015 4:00 pm -


Capitol police need to be retrained about how to use the toilet.

The mandatory training was mentioned during a Congressional hearing looking into the security force’s habit of leaving unsecured guns in public bathrooms throughout the Capitol Hill complex, guns that were once found by a child. According to Fox News, the following words were uttered by a high-ranking police officer:

“We are now providing additional training on what to do when you have to go the bathroom,” U.S. Capitol Police Chief Kim Dine told the House Administration Committee as it studied the spate of incidents in the loo.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

5 responses to Capitol Police Undergo Toilet Training For Leaving Guns In Bathrooms

  1. Carla Akins May 21st, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    Oh good grief.

  2. Suzanne McFly May 21st, 2015 at 4:41 pm

    All I can hear right now is the song from Full Metal Jacket….This is my rifle, this is my gun….

  3. CHOCOL8MILK May 21st, 2015 at 8:06 pm

    Please ensure that hands are washed after the training.

  4. katkelly57 May 22nd, 2015 at 2:58 am

    Issue the dummies water guns ffs.

  5. David Ish May 22nd, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    They all saw “the Godfather”