May 22, 2015 6:00 pm -


Rick Joyner appeared with evangelist Jim Bakker to lament how we’re hated for being a “gay nation” and said this deserves an apology, which he generously offered.

One of the things [the Russians] really hate is what they think we have become, a gay nation,” he said. “It’s the main reason why Islam, by the way, calls us the ‘Great Satan.’ They think we’re, we say we trust God, we put that on our money, but we export the worst kinds of perversion all over the world.”

“And of course they have their own perversion, they have — but they see us as the source of the worst spiritual and moral pollution in the world. And, you know, we can’t disagree with that. That shouldn’t be happening here.”

“You know, when I spoke to a meeting of many of the top mullahs and imams at the World Public Forum, I apologized for that,” he continued. “And I will apologize. I am really sorry for the moral filth and pollution that is coming out of America, and this is happening on our watch too. You know, there are a lot of reasons why the nations hate us, but mainly they see hypocrisy on a level unprecedented. We say one thing and do the other.”



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

31 responses to Televangelist Apologizes To Putin And Islamists For America Becoming A ‘Gay Nation’

  1. Budda May 22nd, 2015 at 6:19 pm

    Who the hell are you to apologize for us Americans? You pompous a$$.

    • whatthe46 May 22nd, 2015 at 7:14 pm

      it sounds like he’s talking about himself and other repukes. they are the biggest hypocrites in this country.

  2. Dwendt44 May 22nd, 2015 at 7:27 pm

    I apologize for American losing it’s mind with the proliferation of idiots like this.

  3. Anomaly 100 May 22nd, 2015 at 7:29 pm

    Move there then. Problem solved!

  4. robert May 22nd, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    one good way to apologize and make it believable to putin

    become a Russian citizen. better hurry up Snowden and steven segal have a head start so you better get moving

    • allison1050 May 22nd, 2015 at 9:15 pm


  5. Suzanne McFly May 22nd, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    Did he not read the story about the last guy to be screaming about how bad the gays are? Casting judgement on others will not stop scrutiny against yourself, in fact that is when all your demons come out.

  6. causeican May 22nd, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    All they needed was to resurrect Tammy Faye to round out their freak fest.

    • allison1050 May 22nd, 2015 at 9:13 pm

      Wasn’t she the 1 that cried on cue with mascara running down her cheeks? I loved watching all of that stuff running down her cheeks!

      • causeican May 22nd, 2015 at 9:22 pm

        Yes, and Jim Bakker served time in prison for wire fraud and conspiracy.

        • allison1050 May 22nd, 2015 at 9:29 pm

          All Riiight!! I’d forgotten the name of her criminal hubby. ;o)

        • bpollen May 23rd, 2015 at 2:26 am

          ‘Cuz Jesus NEEDS a water slide!

  7. katkelly57 May 22nd, 2015 at 9:23 pm

    I would not apologize for putting my foot up both of their asses.

  8. AnthonyLook May 22nd, 2015 at 11:01 pm

    Televangelists: Impotent fat rump perverts with nothing in their mind but gay sex and duggardish pedophilia.

    • whatthe46 May 22nd, 2015 at 11:25 pm

      bet they won’t include the “duggars” nasty asses in that rant.

      • AnthonyLook May 23rd, 2015 at 12:32 am

        It worth repeating.

        • whatthe46 May 23rd, 2015 at 1:09 am

          do you think anyone will get annoyed if i did? lol . how about “ditto?”

          • AnthonyLook May 23rd, 2015 at 1:15 am

            Seriously, you are spot on, this slutty fake christians should apologies for all the horrid characterizations of the gay population the Duggards made when all the while they were hiding, protecting and covering up a pedophile in their family. The hypocrisy of the Duggards and these rumphole televangelists is worth repeating until it sinks in.

    • whatthe46 May 22nd, 2015 at 11:25 pm

      bet they won’t include the “duggars” nasty asses in that rant!

    • StoneyCurtisll May 23rd, 2015 at 1:08 am

      and they want your money…

      • AnthonyLook May 23rd, 2015 at 1:11 am

        Oh yea, and they’re Money Whoreshippers too. (thx).

      • William May 23rd, 2015 at 1:13 am


  9. William May 23rd, 2015 at 1:13 am

    It’s the main reason why Islam, by the way, calls us the ‘Great Satan.
    Um no….I’m guessing that handle was the result of invading their region and killing 200,000 people, occupying a sovereign nation over WMD’s that didn’t exist, torturing people and then bragging that oil (which doesn’t belong to us) will pay for it all.

    • stealthattack June 7th, 2015 at 5:14 am

      Seems you are into transgendered freaks.

  10. StoneyCurtisll May 23rd, 2015 at 1:14 am

    Jim Bakker had to come to the capital of stupid, Branson Missouri to set up his latest “mega church/money laundering scam…
    There is no shortage of stupid in and around Branson..

    • Dwendt44 May 23rd, 2015 at 1:26 am

      Neither Jim Bakker or Jimmy Swaggart can stay away from the religious scam circuit.

  11. OldLefty May 23rd, 2015 at 6:25 am

    Putin, Islamists and televangelists are often natural allies.

    • stealthattack June 7th, 2015 at 5:13 am

      Obama supports the Muslim Brotherhood and guts out military. Your mother is a natural wh-re.

  12. Chris May 23rd, 2015 at 7:52 am

    Jim Bakker’s still alive? And he’s lecturing people now on moral turpitude after his adventures with Jessica Hahn?

    It shows again that F. Scott Fitzgerald was wrong. There ARE second acts in American lives. Especially for fundamentalist con artists.

  13. wpadon May 23rd, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    Perhaps evangelicals should stop speaking of their hatred of others and love them instead, then the Nation would not be so hypocritical. What happened to hate the sin and love the sinner.

  14. granpa.usthai May 24th, 2015 at 3:12 am

    you Kan ignore The DPRK if you want, but I’d strongly advise not to take your thumb off the button you just pushed in on the briefcase.

    As a citizen of the nation that has been declared THE GRAVEYARD OF HUMAN RIGHTS I’d suggest EQUAL RIGHTS for ALL might slow the undertaker down a bit.