May 25, 2015 9:00 pm -


No one asked Ted Nugent to address graduates this year, but that hasn’t stopped him from offering his “Big Nuge 13” for those who want his words of wisdom. Among them:

  • “Life is not fair,” he wrote. “Get used to it.”
  • Social justice is a commie scam. Read the drivel of Saul Alinsky and fight it with all you’ve got.
  • The minimum wage is for minimum wage earners. If you believe you are worth more, go get it. Show by your productivity and professionalism that you are better than minimum. Upgrade awaits upgraders.
  • The whole world sucks, but America still sucks less. Learn your history and be the best we the people participant that you can be.




D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

14 responses to Nugent’s Wisdom For Grads: ‘Social Justice Is A Commie Scam’

  1. robert May 25th, 2015 at 9:04 pm

    i cant believe nobody asked ted for a commencement speech

    there must be an all white college out there ted

  2. Chris May 25th, 2015 at 9:18 pm

    If there’s any justice in karma, Nugent will come back as a deaf mute black resident of Ferguson who tends to walk down the middle of the road past police stations.

  3. Kick Frenzy May 26th, 2015 at 12:17 am

    11. Posture and hygiene matters. Carry yourself with dignity and treat others as you would have them treat you.

    You really said that?
    HA HA HA!

    Do you seriously want people to treat you the way you treat them?!?
    Because, like, that’d be probably about as comfortable as the back of a Volkswagon.

  4. Dwendt44 May 26th, 2015 at 12:53 am

    Total hypocrite, a draft dodging pedophile giving advice.

    • alpacadaddy May 26th, 2015 at 12:37 pm

      Yup, it’s the GOTP’s “brightest & best!”

  5. Barry Shitpeas May 26th, 2015 at 4:22 am

    Off topic, but shouldn’t Mike Huckabee’s links to the Judge who ordered the destruction of Josh Duggar’s child abuse report, and his friendship with Ted Nugent, bring his own personal and family life under closer scrutiny?

    He seems to be friendly with more than his fair share of perverts.

  6. William May 26th, 2015 at 9:45 am

    What a doosh.

  7. ecotoper May 26th, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    Nugent is pretty much in the same category as Al Sharpton … they both make a living by chewing on the outer edges of the political spectrum whenever they think there is enough potential PR involved in an incident or issue to allow themselves some of the limelight …

  8. Bunya May 26th, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    And who better to lecture young graduates than a clown who went to disgusting lengths to avoid serving his country.

  9. Terry "Death to Equality" Xu May 26th, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    “Commie scam” isn’t really the right way to put it

    Better description: Social justice is the aggrieved entitlement to equality

    of which they should be denied

    • AnthonyLook May 26th, 2015 at 6:58 pm

      Troll say what?

  10. Progressive Republican May 27th, 2015 at 5:18 am

    “Nugent’s Wisdom”



    Damn. I really hoped he’d at least be in jail by now the way he promised.

  11. starskeptic May 27th, 2015 at 8:36 am

    “…but America still sucks less.”
    How could this nut not know America doesn’t suck at all?
    –this is where the Tea Nuts turn on him, right?
    — right?