May 29, 2015 2:00 pm -


Maybe she was just very proud.

Newport News cops began probing Melissa Kidd, 34, in late-March when they were told that a teacher at Woodside High School had showed students “obscene photographs,” according to a May 18 application to search Kidd’s iPhone.

The Circuit Court document indicates that Kidd…is being investigated for “Indecent Liberties w/ Child by Person in a Supervisory Role.”

According to investigators, three students disclosed that Kidd “showed them before and after photographs of her bre[a]st augmentation, which displayed her nude and exposed breasts.”



D.B. Hirsch
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25 responses to Cops: High School Teacher Showed Students Boob Job Pics

  1. whatthe46 May 29th, 2015 at 2:06 pm

    el stupido.

  2. Larry Schmitt May 29th, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    While I agree this was a pretty stupid move on her part, I’m not sure I would call a simple exposure of breasts obscene. Here is the definition of obscene: offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency. I don’t consider breasts offensive or disgusting. In this situation it’s inappropriate, but breasts are not disgusting.

    • bpollen May 29th, 2015 at 3:47 pm

      Big ass man-boobs (moobs) are fairly disgusting.

      • Suzanne McFly May 29th, 2015 at 4:15 pm

        Definately, but you have to admit they are good for a laugh, or am I just mean?

        • nola878 May 29th, 2015 at 6:36 pm

          You’re mean.

          *tears rolling down my face onto my man boobs*

          Just kidding. But do have a beer belly. Eldest grand daughter calls it my Buddha belly.

          • Suzanne McFly May 29th, 2015 at 9:17 pm

            At least a beer belly is for a good cause (beer), what the hell are man boobs for?

          • whatthe46 May 30th, 2015 at 4:19 am

            he would hate me. i can drink a storm of beer, and not gain an ounce of gut. genetics.

          • Suzanne McFly May 30th, 2015 at 9:29 am

            Ugh, now I hate you lol

          • whatthe46 May 30th, 2015 at 11:33 am

            if you have any advice on how to gain weight, i’m all eyes. 110 is boring. lol

          • Dwendt44 May 30th, 2015 at 3:05 pm

            Crispy Cream.

          • whatthe46 May 30th, 2015 at 3:36 pm

            what’s that? i’ll try anything.

          • whatthe46 May 30th, 2015 at 4:18 am

            why did you have to say that? i had an image of you and now you’ve ruined it.

        • bpollen May 30th, 2015 at 2:36 am

          Since I don’t have moobs, I’ll say that you are refreshingly honest.

          • Suzanne McFly May 30th, 2015 at 9:28 am

            Thanks, not everyone gets/likes my humor.

        • whatthe46 May 30th, 2015 at 4:17 am

          no you’re not being mean. they are good for a laugh. and, i’m also jealous… lol

    • Jimmy Fleck May 29th, 2015 at 4:42 pm

      I agree. Would the school be in an uproar if a young teacher sat in the cafeteria breast feeding their child at lunch? Well probably but they would be stupid on that as well.

      • Larry Schmitt May 29th, 2015 at 4:54 pm

        Yes they definitely would, it has happened many times before. Some people can’t abide the sight of anyone else’s bare skin, even in a non-sexual situation.

    • ExPFCWintergreen May 29th, 2015 at 9:23 pm

      I suspect the “obscene” term is simply what’s in the legal code. I myself am a big fan of the breast, just as a matter of general principles. But with respect to this case. Uhhh, WUT DA FORK WERE YOU THINKING?

      • whatthe46 May 30th, 2015 at 4:16 am

        i’m, nevermind.

    • Dwendt44 May 29th, 2015 at 11:11 pm

      The breasts have been declared non-sexual body parts, so they may have a defense. A medical or sex ed book would have photos of breasts I would think.

    • whatthe46 May 30th, 2015 at 4:14 am

      breast are NOT disgusting. but, showing your boobs to your students is INSANE! i want a job, but if i can afford to get one, i’m not going to show them to my sons friends. maybe my female co-workers. sorry said too much. bye.

  3. rg9rts May 30th, 2015 at 1:46 am


  4. Um Cara May 30th, 2015 at 10:33 am

    Oh noes! Boobies!!!!!

  5. fahvel May 30th, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    my oh my, breasts! whatever are the things for? Gotta hide them to save the little tykes from knowing what a breast is and…….oh hell, this is stupid.

    • Dwendt44 May 30th, 2015 at 3:07 pm

      Showing them if not shoving them into the mouth of a six month old infant is OK, but showing photos of them to teenagers is bad? It’s not like your average teen hasn’t seen plenty of them by that age.