June 2, 2015 6:00 pm -


Well, that was the joke at the National Religious Broadcasters Convention earlier this year.

“For those who do not think that we are under threat, simply recognize that the fact that we are now in city after city watching ordinances say that your seven-year-old daughter, if she goes into the restroom cannot be offended and you can’t be offended if she’s greeted there by a 42-year-old man who feels more like a woman than he does a man.”

Huckabee continued saying saying he wished someone told him in high school he “could have felt like a woman” and shower with the girls.

“Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE,” said Huckabee. “I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’ You’re laughing because it sounds so ridiculous doesn’t it?”



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

29 responses to Huckabee Wishes He Could Have Been Transgender To Shower With Girls

  1. Suzanne McFly June 2nd, 2015 at 6:06 pm

    He is just trying to be a wise ass, like anyone would of realized he was a “man”. If we can’t even see your junk, your hardly a threat.

  2. Chris June 2nd, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    Huckabee is as loathsome as Limbaugh, eager to sell lit torches to the villagers and denying that he set the castle on fire.

  3. Larry Schmitt June 2nd, 2015 at 6:48 pm

    These people are so obsessed with sex. He can’t come up with even one case of any girl or woman in a public bathroom being confronted with a “man who feels more like a woman.” The whole point of transgender is that to outward appearances they are women. No one else in the ladies’ room would know she wasn’t born a woman.

    • Dwendt44 June 3rd, 2015 at 11:51 pm

      And we should remember that women’s facilities are ‘stalls’ and sinks. No urinals.

  4. robert June 2nd, 2015 at 7:18 pm

    what does mike do for an encore

    tell his kids the birth control didn’t work ?

    • whatthe46 June 2nd, 2015 at 8:00 pm


      • burqa June 2nd, 2015 at 10:24 pm

        Went back to my childhood for the peanut butter line. While there I thought up the Fizzies one.
        I used to know a number of them but only recall “What do you do for an encore, gargle peanut butter?”

        “Smooth move, square toes” also came to mind…..

        • whatthe46 June 2nd, 2015 at 10:28 pm

          never heard of it. but, i thought gargling with peanut butter (and my added nuts) would make him choke to death. sorry for the evil thinking. NOT!!!!

          • burqa June 2nd, 2015 at 10:45 pm

            Sometimes my memory is pretty good. I still recall a few elephant jokes.
            Damn, I remember there were 3 “What do you do for an encore, ___” lines I liked but have forgotten the other 2.

          • whatthe46 June 2nd, 2015 at 11:10 pm

            you’re only 20. what in the hell is wrong with you?

    • burqa June 2nd, 2015 at 8:15 pm

      For an encore he gargles peanut butter.

      • whatthe46 June 2nd, 2015 at 8:30 pm

        and it should be the chunky kind.

        • burqa June 2nd, 2015 at 10:09 pm

          Since there’s mixed company here, I won’t use my line about using a dozen Fizzies as a suppository for an encore.


          No, wait I just did………………………………………………..sorry.

          • whatthe46 June 2nd, 2015 at 10:10 pm


  5. burqa June 2nd, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    This same idiocy has seized upon some local blockheads and made the news in the WaPo and here on NBC:

  6. Obewon June 2nd, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    This ain’t no hillbilly reality tee vee show! Is it? Listening to some Kardashian TV addicts at work today illustrated how repubs phony risque is the only way Huck and his Greedy Oil Polluter party of 25 dinosaurs make the 21st century snooze cycle.

    • Larry Schmitt June 2nd, 2015 at 7:56 pm

      Those are some child bearing hips right there.

      • rg9rts June 3rd, 2015 at 4:32 am

        Bet she has to get two seats to fly

    • Anomaly 100 June 2nd, 2015 at 10:10 pm

      She’s a freak show.

      • rg9rts June 3rd, 2015 at 4:31 am

        OMG that is sick

  7. allison1050 June 2nd, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    Okay folks, The Huckster has acknowledged that he’s also a NASTY OLD WANNABE MAN!

    • tracey marie June 2nd, 2015 at 8:18 pm

      yes he did.

  8. labman57 June 2nd, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    This is the Huckster’s notion of being a compassionate Christian.

  9. liberalMD June 2nd, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    The more he talks, the deeper the hole gets.

  10. William June 2nd, 2015 at 10:21 pm

    I didn’t think he could get any creepier than when he defended a perv who molested his own sisters.

  11. rg9rts June 3rd, 2015 at 4:30 am

    He still wouldn’t know what to do..

  12. alpacadaddy June 3rd, 2015 at 2:53 pm

    OK, honestly the Jenner drama IS a bit weird, but after hearing his description of how he felt he was living a lie and hiding a secret for his entire life, I decided that it’s not my call to make, it’s not MY life here, and as long as he is not causing harm to others who among us are in such a lofty position so as to have authority to place blame?

    It’s ironic that these born-again-and-again (excuse me for doin’ it right the first time!) pious trolls appoint themselves as the spokesperson for divine guidance… Thanks but I’d prefer to judge people on their actions and their heart, without your myopic worldview!

    WWJH (Who Would Jesus Hate?)

  13. Judgeforyourself37 June 3rd, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    Religions are all basically the same, and have the same tenets, love others as you love yourself, love God(whoever he or she may be to you), trying to be a good person, and not hurting others. Whatever religion makes you a better person is the religion for you.
    It is when the “whack-a-doodles” become involved, “whack-a-doodles” like Huckabee, Pat Roberson, or some of the other TV “evangelists,” that religion becomes distasteful to those with thinking minds.
    Religious people who say, “Their way is the only way, and if you do not think as they do, you will burn in Hell,” are why many people are what Rev. Dr. John Shelby Spong (a retired bishop of the Episcopal Church) would call “The Christian….or put in any other religion, alumnae.”
    Going to one’s house of worship and hearing trite messages that do not resonate with today’s world, makes people stay away and this is why churches and other houses of worship are losing members.

    • Dwendt44 June 3rd, 2015 at 11:47 pm

      I think you are over simplifying it. It’s the tenets of a religion that are a bother to some. The bible, for instance, supports slavery, polygamy, child abuse, rape marriage, and killing those that don’t agree with you. Now most main line churches ignore those parts, and few christians have actually read the bible, so one would think there’s no connection to the bible at all if it weren’t that the clergy quote from that same book on every occasion.