June 7, 2015 12:00 pm -


After the Sandy Hook massacre in 2012, a bill expanding background checks nationwide which was championed by President Obama, was defeated. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) helped to lead the effort to defeat the bill in 2013. Gun lobbyists loved Ted Cruz, but now in 2015, he just accidentally on purpose threw his support behind background checks.…


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

13 responses to Sorry, But If You Want To Shoot With Ted Cruz, You’ll Need A Background Check

  1. thinkingwomanmillstone June 7th, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    SCRUZ you,Ted.

  2. Mainah June 7th, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    Isn’t Cruz a lawyer? He should go hunting with The Dark Lord Richard Cheney.

    (Word filter got me, ergo formal first name. sigh, loses something in the change.)

    • Larry Schmitt June 7th, 2015 at 12:50 pm

      They really have to fix that. I forget sometimes, and type his familiar name, and it gets held up. Other words, much worse, get through.

      • Hirightnow June 7th, 2015 at 1:58 pm

        It’s like those dіcks don’t know what they’re doing.

        • Larry Schmitt June 7th, 2015 at 2:00 pm

          Maybe it doesn’t recognize it when it’s plural.

          • Hirightnow June 7th, 2015 at 2:04 pm

            Just use the Character Map…as long as it isn’t U+0049 or U+0069, it doesn’t care what other “i” you use.

  3. Larry Schmitt June 7th, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    Somebody help me out here. Unless he “happens” to get in the way of one of my shots, what’s the benefit of shooting with Ted?

    • granpa.usthai June 8th, 2015 at 12:12 am

      makes you feel like you’re supporting Castro in the Cuban Revolution I guess.

  4. robert June 7th, 2015 at 2:31 pm

    sorry i don’t shoot with Anyone with the name Ted

  5. StoneyCurtisll June 7th, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    Send Ted Cruz out shooting with Dick Cheney…(in your face)

  6. Bunya June 7th, 2015 at 3:32 pm

    “Cruz deems himself to be ‘pro-life'”

    Bring your killing devices to Cruz’ shooting excursion., because nothing says “pro life” machismo than shooting unsuspecting, defenseless animals from 20 feet away.

  7. granpa.usthai June 8th, 2015 at 12:08 am

    well -at least the Canadian born Cuban believes in the right for all people to keep and bear Nuclear ARMS -just like the 2nd Amendment sez!!!

  8. Red Eye Robot June 8th, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    (Looking over my copy of the constitution) I can’t find the right to go shooting with Ted Cruz anywhere