June 11, 2015 10:00 pm -


This is the only way Americans will be able to avoid those grungy immigrants, opines Ann Coulter.

…Coulter…and Gavin McInnes, host of “Free Speech” radio, advocated for strengthening the Canadian border as Americans might need to flee the country in the future due to immigration. McInnes joked that those fleeing America will be “the new draft dodgers.”

Providing listeners with her own version of history, Coulter warned that “crazy diversity” is taking over America due to our immigration policies, recommending that the government implement “a total moratorium” and eventually let in immigrants from countries like the Netherlands and the United Kingdom: “Shut down all of the pro-immigration, anti-American groups. Shut down the entire immigration bureaucracy. We’ll get our files in order, we’ll assimilate the ones already here, and then we’ll start it up again and get more Brits and Dutch.”



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

58 responses to Coulter: Americans May ‘Flee To Canada’

  1. Larry Schmitt June 11th, 2015 at 10:05 pm

    How about if we start deporting all the useless, unproductive bags of nothing like this waste of space, which will make more room for someone who can actually contribute to society? But first we will have to build an island to dump them on, because no other country would take her and her kind.

    • granpa.usthai June 12th, 2015 at 12:16 am

      North Korea may take them


      U pay the shipping.

    • fahvel June 12th, 2015 at 2:23 am

      does Rikers Island seem appropriate?

      • Dimitrios M. June 12th, 2015 at 2:34 pm

        The balmy breezes of Horn Island is just the thing for Coulter.

    • AnthonyLook June 12th, 2015 at 5:35 am

      We have Guantanamo.

      • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 7:18 am

        But then some unfortunate Marine would have the nasty job of guarding her.

        • AnthonyLook June 12th, 2015 at 11:18 am

          If I recall she was a defender of waterboarding—–Hmmmm, I’d do a few weeks of guard duty for free.

          • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 11:57 am

            Yes, she’s the type who would be in favor of “enhanced interrogation techniques.” Euphemisms like that and collateral damage (civilian wartime deaths) were created for people like her.

          • AnthonyLook June 12th, 2015 at 12:31 pm

            It’s comforting to know that a racist like her that strives all her life to segregate and works towards separatism will get her earthly wish for eternity; she will be separated, away from the rest of all of God’s children for eternity. An eternity without Coulter, Amen.

  2. robert June 11th, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    im sure alot did flee to canada around 2001

  3. Foundryman June 11th, 2015 at 10:14 pm

    real Americans will stay here and help shove asshole traitors like coulter out.

  4. AnthonyLook June 11th, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    One way ticket COULTER—- Anytime you want to move to Canada or else outside the continental United States to never return even in death—-I’ll pay for it.

    • mdram June 12th, 2015 at 12:30 am

      She’s not welcome here…

      • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 7:19 am

        We’ll keep Bieber if you take this skank.

        • whatthe46 June 12th, 2015 at 12:01 pm


          • Dimitrios M. June 12th, 2015 at 12:33 pm

            One can always turn off Bieber, no deal.

          • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 1:38 pm

            As Yakov Smirnoff would say, with Coulter, she turns you off.

          • Dimitrios M. June 12th, 2015 at 2:27 pm

            But the Coulter continues to go on and on and on like an Eveready powered gag reflex.

  5. jybarz June 11th, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    She’s completely ugly: in spirit, words and looks. Trifecta!

  6. arc99 June 11th, 2015 at 11:45 pm

    So Ann thinks that the solution for all the disillusioned right wingers will be to move to a country which is officially bi-lingual, has universal health insurance, legalized same sex marriage a decade ago, categorically refused to join the 2003 Iraq war, and has a higher tax rate for the wealthiest residents?

    Why not simplify things and just implement those policies here?

    Problem solved.

    In 2005, the Canadian Parliament passed legislation making same-sex marriage legal nationwide. In 2006, lawmakers defeated an effort by the ruling Conservative Party of Canada to reconsider the issue, leaving the law unchanged.

    All Canadian citizens and permanent residents may apply for public health insurance. When you have it, you do not pay for most health-care services as health care is paid for through taxes.

    Our northern neighbors are increasingly considering the U.S. as the world’s best tax haven.

    “It’s a bit of a retirement dream for many Canadians to live in a sunny area where there’s no snow and the taxes are low,” says Robert Keats, a certified financial planner in both Canada and the U.S. and author of “Take Your Money and Drive. Canadian’s Best Tax Haven: The U.S.”

  7. granpa.usthai June 12th, 2015 at 12:14 am

    what if Canadians don’t want the grungy WHITE immigrants from the US?

  8. bpollen June 12th, 2015 at 4:26 am

    Most of them would come back after the first friggin’ winter…

    • allison1050 June 12th, 2015 at 5:51 am

      Now isn’t that the truth! ;o)

    • rg9rts June 12th, 2015 at 6:34 am

      This winter was no thrill here either

  9. AnthonyLook June 12th, 2015 at 5:34 am

    I’m not sure I quite understand, tell me exactly how you really feel about Coulter.

    • rg9rts June 12th, 2015 at 6:36 am

      She would make wonderful fuel for a witch burning

      • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 7:37 am

        Does sh!t burn?

        • rg9rts June 12th, 2015 at 8:27 am

          Ever hear of buffalo chips

          • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 12:42 pm

            But this is not the dried, odorless, easy to handle chip form, this sh!t is fresh and wet and stinks.

          • rg9rts June 12th, 2015 at 12:55 pm

            Fire is hot enough it will dry out…hopefully

          • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 12:56 pm

            But it will not be pleasant at first.

        • whatthe46 June 12th, 2015 at 11:58 am


    • AnthonyLook June 12th, 2015 at 11:16 am

      I can feel the love in this chat thread. Hilarious.

  10. allison1050 June 12th, 2015 at 5:52 am

    And boney fingers.

  11. allison1050 June 12th, 2015 at 5:52 am

    She’s such a hateful cow!

    • Hirightnow June 12th, 2015 at 9:32 am

      You owe cows an apology.

      • allison1050 June 12th, 2015 at 9:57 am


      • Dimitrios M. June 12th, 2015 at 12:09 pm

        Cows produce much more milk of human kindness than mAnn Coulter. That’s because reptiles don’t have mammary glands.

  12. Greebo June 12th, 2015 at 6:12 am

    She must have missed that The Netherland introduced ssm in 2000 by act of parliament, are quite fond of their well functioning social welfare state, and are filing anyone advocating anything remotely resembling the 2nd Amendment under “dangerously insane”.

  13. rg9rts June 12th, 2015 at 6:32 am

    HEY!! Coultergiest!!! I’ll help you pack and take that carpetbagger Cruz too

  14. eyelashviper June 12th, 2015 at 8:10 am

    Better hurry, you deranged dingbat, while there are still a few ice floes for you to inhabit.

  15. JimmyPete June 12th, 2015 at 9:59 am

    Damn; Socialize Medicine, gun regulations, banking controls , sounds like a North American Paradise

  16. Gert Brown June 12th, 2015 at 10:25 am

    How can she be sure that migrants UK will be white? When Americans say ‘the Dutch’ with reference to historical migration, they are referring to the Deutsch, the Germans, not the Netherlanders. Does she know that?

    • whatthe46 June 12th, 2015 at 11:57 am

      does she know any damn thing?

      • Elliot J. Stamler June 12th, 2015 at 1:17 pm

        Yes-she knows how to make money from fellow and very stupid fascists.

        • whatthe46 June 12th, 2015 at 1:26 pm

          well, you got me there.

        • Dimitrios M. June 12th, 2015 at 2:21 pm

          Nearly anyone can make money from the Tea-Jihadists, racists and bigots (but I repeat myself) by pandering to their troglodyte tendencies, Few, however, have the stomach for it.

      • cwazycajun June 12th, 2015 at 2:42 pm

        yeah how to spew hate to the ignorant and make a buck from them at the same time

    • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      All those windmills and wooden shoes in Pennsylvania are misplaced. As you said, the ones who settled Lancaster County were Deutsch, not Dutch. And in the Netherlands and England today, a lot of their citizens are not the pure whites that Coulter prefers. Both countries have a lot of Arab and African immigrants.

  17. Dimitrios M. June 12th, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    Does anyone else remember when diversity was upheld as an American strength, opposed to all those effete Europeans? Me neither. Last time the US tried to hold Americans prisoner for their military meat-grinder, Canada gained a lot of America’s smartest and best, many permanently. There wasn’t a wall around Canada then anymore than there is now, but serious attempts were made to keep the potential gun-fodder from getting away. So, it looks like mAnn Coulter’s knowledge of history is as ill as her knowledge of the people she opposes.

  18. Dimitrios M. June 12th, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    Desert nomads used to cook their meals over dried camel dung. North American plains Indians and settlers cooked meals over dried Buffalo excrement (known as chips) and in Africa I believe the Maasai heat their food over dried cow droppings.

    Each form of fuel gives off a blueish flame and copious smoke, or so I am told, but considering the rest of her output, burning mAnn Coulter would give off a dark flame, thick, black, putrid smoke which would choke out the light of the sun..

  19. Elliot J. Stamler June 12th, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    Gotta give Mr. Coulter credit: he has devised a way of making a good living–just make as frequent and utterly outrageous comments and write such books so you will support yourself in a decent upper-class fashion. Beats working for a living.

  20. Angelo_Frank June 12th, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    Canada wouldn’t admit the anorexic twit Coulter.

  21. David Ish June 12th, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    Canada has great health care

  22. StoneyCurtisll June 12th, 2015 at 8:34 pm

    That is where I stopped Reading….

  23. not_buying_it June 12th, 2015 at 11:19 pm

    Evidently, Coultergeist has never been to Toronto. It has one of the most diverse populations of any major city in the world.

  24. labman57 June 13th, 2015 at 1:23 pm

    Coulter already tried it.
    The Canadians threw her back.

  25. Raji the Green Witch June 13th, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    ROFL!~!!! Coulter doesn’t even KNOW that Canada has priority to immigrants from Pakistan, Afghanistan and ALL of the other places that those fools would be trying to escape from. Also, Canada had universal payer health care and lots of Socialism! Yep, she is a natural moron!