June 11, 2015 8:00 pm -


Republican Illinois Senator Mark Kirk forgot there are things called microphones during a Senate Appropriations Committee meeting.

“I’ve been joking with Lindsey,” Kirk can be heard saying. “Did you see that? He’s going to have a rotating first lady. He’s a bro with no ho.”

Graham’s bachelorhood has been much-discussed since the launch of his presidential campaign. The senator is single with no children, which has raised questions about whether voters might find him unrelatable. Graham has laughed it off and even joked recently that he’ll have more than one first lady once he gets to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

“I feel real comfortable with who I am and the life I’ve lived,” Graham recently told The Huffington Post. “The last time I checked, I didn’t see a sign on the White House that said ‘single people need not apply.’”

But while he may lack a “ho,” it’s unclear whether Graham would describe himself as a “bro.”



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

14 responses to GOP Senator: Lindsey Graham Is ‘A Bro With No Ho’

  1. ExPFCWintergreen June 11th, 2015 at 8:15 pm


  2. robert June 11th, 2015 at 8:43 pm

    illinois has hit the jackpot with retarded republicans over the years

    some prefer to challenge criminal courts while others ^^^ prefer to be sexist

  3. allison1050 June 11th, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    I just love the last sentence. ;o)

    • rg9rts June 12th, 2015 at 5:49 am

      Check out Gina’s good news

      • allison1050 June 12th, 2015 at 5:54 am

        Okay but where is she?

        • rg9rts June 12th, 2015 at 6:30 am

          At home

      • allison1050 June 12th, 2015 at 6:00 am

        Found her! I chatted with her earlier this week! ;o) Great news.

  4. Foundryman June 11th, 2015 at 10:19 pm

    Obviously he didn’t hear Lindsey talk about his rotating first ladies. He probably gets them from here….

    • Merlin June 12th, 2015 at 1:36 pm

      Unfortunately that doll looks just like the scariest G/F I ever had…..

  5. labman57 June 11th, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    Stay classy, GOP.
    Yet another right wing neanderthal dismisses a mean-spirited “wives are whores” or “Obama loves watermelon” remark with a “I was just joking” rationalization.

    Frankly, I’m far less concerned about Lindsey’s gender identification or personal lifestyle choices than I am about his views regarding the lifestyle, cultural, and religious beliefs and choices of others … as well as his apparent yearning to thrust the nation into another full scale military engagement abroad.

  6. rg9rts June 12th, 2015 at 5:47 am

    This is how the gopee imbeciles show their all inclusiveness

  7. William June 12th, 2015 at 10:32 am

    “bro”….? “ho”…? Seriously, just stop.

  8. allison1050 June 12th, 2015 at 11:00 am

    Now I have to wonder what this senator’s ho’ looks like.

  9. Snick1946 June 12th, 2015 at 1:25 pm

    Kirk clearly needs more recovery time. He should withdraw from the race but he probably won’t. Chalk up a Democratic pickup next year in IL.