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June 12, 2015 4:00 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

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A 38-year-old Colorado Springs man dumbsplained to investigators that he shot himself in the foot (on purpose like an idiot) Wednesday night because he wanted to know what it felt like, according to police. And now he knows. Adam Hirtle also knows what it’s like to piss off the authorities. Hirtle is suspected of prohibited useā€¦


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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

22 responses to Man Shoots Himself In Foot To See What It Feels Like

  1. bpollen June 12th, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    He needs to seen out an S.O.S. tweet – Stuck On Stupid.

  2. Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 4:45 pm

    I think his insurance company should refuse to cover any of his expenses. See how he likes that.

    • whatthe46 June 12th, 2015 at 6:37 pm

      well he is stupid, he probably didn’t get on Obamacare just cause.

      • Sy Colepath June 12th, 2015 at 8:33 pm

        Too bad, because I’m pretty sure stupidity is a pre-existing condition.

        • whatthe46 June 12th, 2015 at 8:50 pm

          fuckola! that was on time! LOL

        • ErnestineBass June 12th, 2015 at 11:44 pm

          LOL Priceless

  3. labman57 June 12th, 2015 at 5:18 pm

    Future Darwin Award winner.
    Dude, do the gene pool a favor and shoot yourself in the ‘nads next time.

    • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 6:04 pm

      Why didn’t he pound a nail into his forehead to see what that felt like?

      • labman57 June 12th, 2015 at 6:26 pm

        Ah, why make so difficult — give the guy a nail gun.

        • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 7:47 pm

          Or shove a nuclear warhead up his ass, just to see what it feels like.

  4. rg9rts June 12th, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    How about a scrotum shot

    • Chris June 12th, 2015 at 6:29 pm

      At least that would stop his genes from being passed on anymore.

  5. NW10 June 12th, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RinJ0xSOjtk/maxresdefault.jpg

    • Larry Schmitt June 12th, 2015 at 7:06 pm

      Checking the barrel for dust.

      • StoneyCurtisll June 12th, 2015 at 9:05 pm

        pull the trigger…
        it will blow the dust out..:)

  6. Warman1138 June 12th, 2015 at 8:27 pm

    I thought he was the lost son of John McCain.

  7. Sy Colepath June 12th, 2015 at 8:35 pm

    I guess he took the old saying “shooting oneself in the foot” literally.

  8. StoneyCurtisll June 12th, 2015 at 9:04 pm

    I suspect there was more than a little alcohol involved..

  9. crc3 June 12th, 2015 at 11:32 pm

    Guns bring out the “best” in people like this case of pure insanity….

  10. ErnestineBass June 12th, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    Stupid Man Discovers Stupid Really Does Burn

  11. William June 13th, 2015 at 1:40 am

    “Man Shoots Himself In Foot To See What It Feels Like
    I bet it feels a lot like Rick Perry feels when he answers a debate question.

  12. allison1050 June 13th, 2015 at 5:17 pm

    dumb ass