June 17, 2015 10:00 am -


Police found pictures on her phone of the dog performing oral sex on the woman.

The Smoking Gun reports that cops found the photos in a folder called “2-face fun” during an unrelated investigation earlier this month. Many of the photos showed a “canine performing oral sex on an unknown white female,” according to the police report. [Ashley] Miller later confessed that she was the woman in the photos and told police that her dog is named “2-Face.”

Miller eventually told officers that 2-Face had “licked her vagina approximately 30 to 40 times” since she bought in her in 2006.



D.B. Hirsch
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23 responses to 18-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Sex With Pit Bull

  1. whatthe46 June 17th, 2015 at 10:04 am

    got issues?

  2. Khary A of the Thousad Sons June 17th, 2015 at 10:24 am

    SERIOUSLY!! What is going on with all the bestiality!?!? I want, no NEED someone to explain this to me.

    • DrPills June 17th, 2015 at 11:14 am

      You may want to talk to 2-Face on this one. He should know

      • whatthe46 June 17th, 2015 at 2:17 pm


  3. labman57 June 17th, 2015 at 11:22 am

    Okay, so we see a picture of the pit bull. Where is the photo of the suspect?

    • The Original Just Me June 17th, 2015 at 11:07 pm

      Can’t show the picture of the Pit-Bull. He’s under 18 years of age, a minor.

  4. Red Eye Robot June 17th, 2015 at 12:19 pm

    In Miller’s defense she claims to be Trans-Species

    • rg9rts June 17th, 2015 at 3:12 pm

      HEY Gary…How’s it hangin??

      • whatthe46 June 18th, 2015 at 12:45 am

        less than a 1/4 in’ i’d say.

        • rg9rts June 18th, 2015 at 4:59 am

          Waiting for Bender to break down..he is the understudy

  5. Merlin June 17th, 2015 at 1:14 pm

    Dumb at any price!

  6. illinoisboy1977 June 17th, 2015 at 2:03 pm

    Another one?!?! Jesus Christ!
    What the f**k is WRONG with people?!?!

    • Bunya June 17th, 2015 at 5:40 pm

      It’s because of all the gay marriages that’re happening nowadays. The TV preachers were right! They already surmised that the gays were responsible for 911, hurricane Katrina and the Japan tsunami. Their latest prediction was that gay marriage would cause outbreaks of beastiality, pedophilia and polygamy. Hey, you’d be surprised how powerful the gays are.

      You, yourself, could fall victim to this outbreak at any time. If you wake up one morning with the urge to have sex with a hamster, you probably got it because touched a gay person.

  7. rg9rts June 17th, 2015 at 3:05 pm

    Should have hooked up with the shih tzu rapist and they’d both be free

  8. bpollen June 17th, 2015 at 3:53 pm

    The dog claims he was in an abusive relationship and was forced to be in the pictures…

  9. dave-dr-gonzo June 17th, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    For a split second, I thought the title of this article might be referring to the rapper of the same name, not the actual dog.

    • whatthe46 June 17th, 2015 at 4:14 pm

      stop. lol

    • Suzanne McFly June 17th, 2015 at 4:24 pm

      I wish that is what the article was about.

  10. Carol J. Luz June 17th, 2015 at 5:39 pm

    <-+++ my best friend's step-aunt makes $80 hourly on the laptop. She has been out of work for 7 months but last month her pay was $18355 just working on the laptop for a few hours. She actually started four months ago and pretty much immediately began to make more than $542… Every week.

  11. Billy Jackson June 18th, 2015 at 12:25 am

    Ok let’s forgive her. Please we don’t even know if that pic is her or the dog.

    • whatthe46 June 18th, 2015 at 12:44 am

      i was so not going to say it out loud. oh and billy pick a pic. is that you? if so, well. i might get into trouble with… so many.

  12. fahvel June 18th, 2015 at 3:17 am

    and this young woman’s privacy is being invaded why?????? What were they doing with her phone – did the dog complain – dumbest story of the day if all the trump crap were erased.

  13. Elliot J. Stamler June 20th, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    This is the fault of Obama, contraception, abortion, pornography, Caitlin Jenner, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Franklin D. Roosevelt (for good measure.)