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June 20, 2015 8:00 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

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Alan Keyes is nuts.

Keyes is so upset with it that he claims that the Pope’s call to combat climate change “amounts to perpetual imprisonment in a global penal colony under the totalitarian control of a government with unprecedented global powers” and a “crime against humanity.”

The pope, Keyes writes, “demands the imposition of a harsh sentence of perpetual deprivation and servitude upon the whole human race, with a view perhaps near unto genocide,” with the only survivors being “the elitist few and the people needed to cater to their whims.”

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

31 responses to Alan Keyes Says Pope’s Climate Change Encyclical Will Lead To Genocide

  1. Suzanne McFly June 20th, 2015 at 8:12 pm

    Okay, using this “logic” I stepped on a grape today and the vibration reverberated through the Earth’s plates which will cause a tsunami and will wipe out all the southern conservatives who currently reside in America.

    • jasperjava June 20th, 2015 at 8:29 pm

      One can only wish.

      • Suzanne McFly June 20th, 2015 at 9:20 pm

        What can I say, I’m a dreamer.

    • Hirightnow June 20th, 2015 at 8:46 pm

      The Drunken Butterfly effect?

    • bpollen June 21st, 2015 at 1:17 am

      You step on the grape and I’ll cross my fingers… well, except when I need to type!

      • Suzanne McFly June 21st, 2015 at 11:29 am

        Ready? 3…2…..

        • bpollen June 22nd, 2015 at 1:17 am

          Does this take a long time? I have nothing to judge by…

          • Suzanne McFly June 22nd, 2015 at 11:30 am

            I don’t either, but I am all for new experiences. Okay, ready…3…2…

  2. Obewon June 20th, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    Even the Pope’s Climate Change Encyclical, proves irresponsible Climate deniers like Greedy Oil Polluter Alan Keyes are condemned to Hell throughout eternity.

    • crc3 June 21st, 2015 at 9:24 am

      Yes and you can add the Koch brothers to that list of the damned….

    • StoneyCurtisll June 21st, 2015 at 2:53 pm

      All it takes is accepting the imaginary son of an imaginary god as your personal Saviour…..
      Not quite ready to go there yet…:)

  3. Chris June 20th, 2015 at 8:54 pm

    In other news, Alan Keyes announces the founding of his new online publication (to be found on is Facebook page) to be called “The Argle Bargle Bugle”.

    Man, this guy is barking mad. No wonder it was so easy for Obama to defeat him.

  4. BigDumbWhiteGuy June 20th, 2015 at 9:10 pm

    A lot of people wouldn’t know actual deprivation if it slapped them across the face. The planet is being destroyed because of humanity’s greed. It’s estimated that between the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, we waste over 50% of vegetables produced, 50% of seafood harvested, 38% of grain, 22% of meat, and 20% of milk. 17% of food ordered in restaurants is left on the plate. McDonalds has to throw out French fries after 7 minutes. Burger patties after fifteen. Humanity simply cannot continue these practices and not expect severe consequences.

    • crc3 June 21st, 2015 at 9:23 am

      Restaurants throw tons of perfectly good food away on a daily basis. At the same time they REFUSE to donate that food to soup kitchens or churches to feed the homeless or families struggling to buy food. God does not approve!

      • BigDumbWhiteGuy June 21st, 2015 at 9:43 am

        Actually, lots of restaurants do donate their unused food. They get tax incentives for doing so, plus their immune from criminal or civil liability if someone gets sick (unless intentional negligence or malice can be proven). Now if we could only the customer’s eyes from being bigger than their stomachs.

  5. Hirightnow June 20th, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    Everything written after that first sentence was superfluous.

  6. Warman1138 June 21st, 2015 at 4:13 am

    Keyes is in desperate need of a neurologist.

    • StoneyCurtisll June 21st, 2015 at 2:50 pm

      I would recommend Dr. Ben Carson..:)

      • whatthe46 June 21st, 2015 at 2:50 pm

        hahhahahahaha

  7. jybarz June 21st, 2015 at 5:41 am

    Of course, only sh!ts come out from this A$$HOLE.

  8. rg9rts June 21st, 2015 at 5:45 am

    I surprised that the conservatives haven’t put out a hit on the Pope yet

    • StoneyCurtisll June 21st, 2015 at 2:49 pm

      They have put a “hit” out on the Pope..(metaphorically speaking)
      Through radio, television, and social media…
      It’s everywhere..
      Alan Keys, Limbaugh, Santorum, and countless other talking heads are all members of the “hit squad’…

      • rg9rts June 21st, 2015 at 4:21 pm

        I include church conservatives….make him a deal he can’t refuse

  9. crc3 June 21st, 2015 at 9:18 am

    I support the Pope 100% on this issue and a ton of other issues. Eff his critics!

  10. StoneyCurtisll June 21st, 2015 at 2:45 pm

    Whenever I hear the name Alan Keys..
    I have to chuckle..
    What is this assclown known for, other than a failed presidential bid in the early 90’s

    • whatthe46 June 21st, 2015 at 2:50 pm

      alan who?

      • StoneyCurtisll June 21st, 2015 at 2:55 pm

        Keys?..
        Got em right here in my pocket…:)

        • whatthe46 June 21st, 2015 at 4:04 pm

          lol

  11. tracey marie June 21st, 2015 at 4:41 pm

    Give it up, Obama beat you a long time ago and you just look foolish having temper tantrums for so long.