June 22, 2015 7:00 pm -


Donald Trump, shockingly, believes he’s better than the other candidates. Okay, not shockingly; however, how he expresses it is, well, Trumpian.

“I read I shouldn’t be on the same stage with some governor who is a nothing or senator who is a nothing,” Trump said. “I’m not saying that a senator is nothing or a governor, I’m saying that some of these people shouldn’t be on the stage.”

Boasting of his business skills and reality TV success, Trump said that his fellow candidates aren’t even worthy of shining his shoes: “You go to the best college and you do great and all of the sudden you’re not supposed to be on a stage and you have other people that frankly can’t shine your shoes and it’s okay for them to be on it.”



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

18 responses to Trump: My Opponents Are ‘Nothings’ Who ‘Can’t Shine [My] Shoes’

  1. whatthe46 June 22nd, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    ah ha! they are all a bunches of asses including you. this is so funny.

  2. No way out June 22nd, 2015 at 7:40 pm

    It’s a tool box over there

  3. Jerry Brown June 22nd, 2015 at 7:54 pm

    I’m kind of leaning toward Donald Trump because he’d send Jeb’s wife back to Mexico.

  4. anothertoothpick June 22nd, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    No more shines, Billy.

    Billy Batts: What?

    Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They didn’t go up there and tell you. I don’t shine shoes anymore.

    Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what’s got into you? I’m breaking your balls a little bit, that’s all. I’m only kidding with ya…

    Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don’t sound like you’re kidding, you know, there’s a lotta people around…

    Billy Batts: I’m only kidding with you, we’re having a party, I just came home and I haven’t seen you in a long time and I’m breaking your balls, and you’re getting fucking fresh. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you.

    Tommy DeVito: I’m sorry too. It’s okay. No problem.

    Billy Batts: Okay, salud.

    Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox.

  5. The Original Just Me June 22nd, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    Gee, I thought Trump was sooo rich he would just throw his shoes away and get new ones each time they got dusty.

  6. Chris June 22nd, 2015 at 8:14 pm


    You’re peaking too early! Save this excellent material for “the debates!”

  7. Larry Schmitt June 22nd, 2015 at 8:24 pm

    Stays the nothing in chief.

  8. StoneyCurtisll June 22nd, 2015 at 8:26 pm

    Hey Donald…
    Narcissism is a personality disorder..
    Seek treatment.

    • Larry Schmitt June 22nd, 2015 at 8:28 pm

      You’re assuming he has a personality.

  9. Suzanne McFly June 22nd, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    Trump has one benefit. I was at a cookout party this weekend and we openly talked about how horrible the tumpster is. Imagine that, we talked politics in a mixed crowd and everyone actually agreed with one another. It was beautiful 🙂

  10. tracey marie June 22nd, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    Ahhhhhh, poor trumpet is whining because he could be denied the publicity of bellowing at the debates.

    • Obewon June 23rd, 2015 at 12:30 am

      Think of the damage Donnie can do by telegraphing our opponents weaknesses! Turnip’16~

  11. Carla Akins June 22nd, 2015 at 9:14 pm

    Is he still talking?

    • bpollen June 23rd, 2015 at 4:48 am

      Is he upright?

    • Long Tom June 23rd, 2015 at 8:09 am

      Does he EVER freakin’ stop?

  12. jybarz June 23rd, 2015 at 5:53 am


  13. Warman1138 June 23rd, 2015 at 8:19 am

    If Trump was toilet tissue he wouldn’t be fit to use.

  14. fahvel June 23rd, 2015 at 10:16 am

    looking at the field of potential repug candidates makes one consider trumps words – only one small problem: he’s one of the pack of doofuses (good word?) who daily embarrass your country.