July 6, 2015 7:00 pm -


In his announcement that he’s taking a couple of weeks off to heal his vocal cords, Glenn  Beck also announced he’s a martyr because of all the haters who he thinks celebrate any time he’s off a microphone. Of course, Glenn Beck is celebrating that he has haters. He also wants you to know that he’s going to use is time off for “intensive study”:

I intend on using the next few weeks on intensive study on figures of the past, on figures of courage, and of people who have really made a difference.

What a great man! And too bad he has all those terrible people who are focused on his every move and hating on him.

“There’s a lot of people in the world that are celebrating this, but it’s only going to be for a few weeks,” he said. “I believe it will humble me, it will make me a better man, and will perhaps teach me of the things that are worthy to be said, as I measure every word now that I can speak. I think this will be a very good thing.”

So, world, get ready for the new”humble” and “better man” who will emerge.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.