July 14, 2015 10:00 pm -


Yesterday Hillary Clinton gave the first detailed policy speech on the economy.

Now, if you were an opposition researcher and sound-bite engineer working for Y’all Qaeda, you would be in high gear going over her words with a microscope looking for something to exploit; you would feed your campaign’s messaging guru with the magic flaw you found and they would craft a cunning response for the social media team, who would then pump out to the seething masses why she’s wrong and your team is right.

Let’s go to the Twitters to see how Wingnuttia did:

  • Ben Carson —zip, nada, nothing.
  • Bobby Jindal, Boy Exorcist

    This shouldn’t even count as an attempt. That was on speed dial.




D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.