Play Liberaland’s GOP Debate Bingo!
You know you can’t help it. FOX News Channel is holding not one but two debates today – one for the “B’ team at 5pmEDT, and a second two-hour extravaganza featuring the top ten candidates at 8pm.
But you also know that this much pandering to the most egregious interests in these United States might devolve into a the flinging of objects large and small at the tee-vee screen – which, while briefly satisfying your anger, is not going to make you terribly popular with the rest of your family when the ol’ plazma screen starts sparking and catches fire!
Which is why the greatest scientific minds at Liberaland have developed the official GOP Debate Bingo card!
Each time this page is accessed, our state-of-the-art servers will shuffle and spit out 25 buzzphrases in convenient 5×5 tabular format. Print one out for everyone in the room, have fun, and play nice, not like that Christie kid from Jersey who wants to punch teachers in the face!