Missouri Woman Finds Donald Trump In Her Butter
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She flipped open the butter and there he was, staring at her.
Jan Castellano of Wildwood, Missouri, told KSDK that she found the shrieking visage in a tub of organic butter spread, proving there is literally no time or place in which Donald Trump is not yelling at someone. “This toast is a loser! This tub I’m sitting in is a fat pig! That bimbo raspberry jam is on the rag!”
No word what Castellano did with the butter, but an exorcism is not an unreasonable response, Jan.
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D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.