August 25, 2015 2:00 am -


She flipped open the butter and there he was, staring at her.

Jan Castellano of Wildwood, Missouri, told KSDK that she found the shrieking visage in a tub of organic butter spread, proving there is literally no time or place in which Donald Trump is not yelling at someone. “This toast is a loser! This tub I’m sitting in is a fat pig! That bimbo raspberry jam is on the rag!”

No word what Castellano did with the butter, but an exorcism is not an unreasonable response, Jan.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.