December 2, 2015 12:06 am -


Not a good idea.

Kyle Yeomans, a 23-year-old from Florida, was patronizing Derriere’s Gentlemen’s Club in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, when he decided he wasn’t pleased with the jiggle in the stripper’s wiggle and commented that she should lose weight.

The dancer, who has not been named, allegedly reached off the stage and struck Yeomans’ face four times. Yeomans also alleged the bouncers were rough while dragging him out of the club, WMBF reported.

The victim later told police he would rate his intoxication level as an “11 out of 10” at the time of the incident and described the dancer as having a “muffin top.” However, Yeomans decided he didn’t want to press charges against the dancer and just wanted to file a police report, although he did have injuries consistent with being struck.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.