December 28, 2015 6:35 pm -


A customer at a sex shop didn’t like the clerk’s reaction when he presented a malfunctioning penis pump, so he did the logical thing: pulled a gun.

…the suspect approached a clerk at Viva Video…last Wednesday night and “attempted to return a sexual device” he had previously purchased at the St. Paul business.

The customer claimed the item–which police identified as a penis pump–did not work as advertised. However, the store clerk declined the return request “because [the pump] had been used,” cops noted.

After being rebuffed by the employee, “the suspect pulled out a black handgun and threatened the clerk”before fleeing from the business (without a new penis pump).



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.