January 3, 2016 9:35 pm -


Gideon Schwartzentruber is on his way to jail.

According to previous reports by the Marshfield News Herald, Swartzentruber was working on a farm when he walked into a barn and found the donkey.

Police reports said Swartzentruber ‘kind of touched the donkey and was playing around being crazy’ before deciding to have sex with the animal.

When asked why he decided to have sex with the donkey, Swartzentruber said his ‘privates were out of control’ and he ‘got crazy and carried away.’

Swartzentruber added that it was the first time ‘he had done anything like that.’

After discovering his farmhand in the act, the owner of the farm reported him to police and then fired him from his job.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.