January 9, 2016 2:00 am -


That’s what happens to people who don’t tell “the truth” in his house, he tweeted.

 (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

(Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Cruz has been parading around Iowa this week, delivering meticulously rehearsed stump speeches and unfortunately unrehearsed “jokes.” It’s hard to tell exactly which category Cruz’s latest little metaphor falls in—mostly because it’s hard to imagine that anyone would ever tell him that talking about spanking Hillary Clinton is a good idea.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.