March 25, 2016 5:17 pm -


I’m not sure Hans Christian Anderson wanted it this way.

NRA Family has released a pair of gun-friendly tales for toddlers, adapting classic fairy tales so that the protagonists are packing some serious heat. In Hansel and Gretel (Have Guns), the title characters don’t go hungry in the woods because their parents taught them responsible and safe hunting practices, allowing Gretel to bring down a magnificent 10-point buck.

In Little Red Riding Hood (Has a Gun), the Big Bad Wolf leaves Little Red alone because she’s open-carrying a rifle. When he tries to eat Grandma, his luck is just as crummy.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.