March 28, 2016 8:19 pm -


Just bizarre, what the American Freedom Party is proposing.

  • Chris Christie for Vice President. “Governor Christie possesses the experience and temperament to balance a Trump ticket.”\
  • Newt Gingrich for Secretary of Defense.
  • Rand Paul for Secretary of the Treasury. The party really wanted to nominate his father Ron Paul, but cited his advanced age.
  • Elon Musk for Secretary of Transportation.
  • Trey Gowdy for Attorney General.
  • Ann Coulter as Secretary of Homeland Security. “Ms. Coulter will do what needs doing and she will give proper direction and coordination with the Secretary of the Agriculture to achieve administration goals.”
  • Openly bisexual Democratic Oregon Governor Kate Brown for Labor Secretary, due to her being “a proven champion of a living wage.”
  • And perhaps most bizarrely given the source, Bernie Sanders as the U.S. trade representative.






D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.