April 5, 2016 3:00 pm -


Of course, you’ll still have to explain why you didn’t come home that night. is a dating website for married people, and it’s confirmed it is buying an island for the use of those having affairs.

At the moment the island is known as Illicit Retreat and it’s about 100 miles from Portsmouth [England].

There are flash apartments dotted all over it, each boasting bedrooms, a dining room and Jacuzzi.

Holiday makers will be whizzed onto the island in a helicopter, all in an effort to ensure they aren’t busted away with their lover.



D.B. Hirsch
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