April 14, 2016 1:00 am -


We can’t all use state agencies to retrieve our belongings after we have a marital disruption now, can we?

Bentley made the request after he “stormed out” of his home in Tuscaloosa and went to his beach home in Gulf Shores after arguing with Dianne Bentley, only to realize he left his wallet behind.

Bodyguard Stan Stabler was then dispatched to bring it back to him by using a helicopter procured through the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency (ALEA). Stabler was subsequently appointed to lead the agency after Bentley’s alleged affair with senior political advisor Rebekah Mason came to light.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.